Its Now Sunday !!! Come on in for a glass of wine @ Mikes

MinnieSpender

Another one who's had a pig of a week. So glad it's the weekend.

MinnieSpender

Just read Annie's thread - terrible what she went through today.

How's you?

GingerSte

MinnieSpender wrote:

Just read Annie's thread - terrible what she went through today.

How's you?

I know what you mean. But she has been (and I hope still is) on the forum and getting the support she needs and deserves.

Anybody out there, send us your bailiff jokes (ie just alter essex girl or lawyer jokes). I think we could all do with a bit of a laugh.

Baggiebird1nil

Am having anice glass of Rose tittering at this thread. Annie things can only get better. Mike good luck with the new job. Hope Leeds fans are quiet next week when my Baggie Boys woop 'em tomorrow (Hope!) Anyway here's a joke:

Husband is working away and wife is very shy but very frustrated. She doesn't want to cheat and doesn't want to send for any sex toys (DFW!) so she decides to go organic and buys a large cucumber. Wife is very frustrated so goes upstairs and starts pleasuring herself with this cucumber. Husband comes back unexpectedly and walks in on her. He goes balistic but she calms him down saying that she hasn't been unfaithful and she hasn't wasted any money on expensive toys. Husband calms down and they decide to go for a drink. They walk in a pub and hubby orders some drinks at the bar when wife goes off on a right Sharon Stone! Ooh Aah ooh!! Hubby says what the bloody hell are you doing (very red faced). Wife says:



Wait for it



I'm sorry but these bloody cucumbers repeat on me every time!!!!!!!!


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Richard_S

Q. How can you tell when a bailiff is lying?
A. When his lips move

Q. What's the difference between a bailiff and a walrus?
A. One is fat and hairy and stinks of fish and the other is a mammal?

Apologies for the spelling,

Rich

MinnieSpender

A priest, a pope and an honest bailiff died and went to heaven. On arrival, St Peter greeted them gave them all keys to their new accommodation. The priest got a terraced house with his own cleaner, the pope got a penthouse flat with a cleaner and cook and the honest bailiff got mansion with full staff. The priest and the pope went to see St Peter to complain about what they thought was unfair treatment. "Well," said St Peter, "we've got thousands of priests and hundreds of popes, but we've never had an honest bailiff before."

GingerSte

No need to apologize for the spelling, Richard. As far as I can tell, you spelt it all right!

Mike_St_Helens

Im home... Drunk !!!! xxxxxx

lynsayjane

hey folks, apologies, but i've only been home from work an hour, and the energy to read through six hours of message sis beyod me, i hope someone will give me a watered down version of anything i need to know.

i'm so glad it's the weekend, tomorrow i'm not setting an alarm!

Mike_St_Helens

LJ.. Im p1ssed. Im off to bed.

Nite xxx