Joke

viv0147

There was a Welshman, an Englishman and Joan Collins sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Joan Collins and the Welshman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Welsh fella must have kissed Joan Collins and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Joan Collins was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Welshman and got slapped for it.'
And the Welshman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English !!!!!!! again