E: ASAP Win the ultimate comping wife :)

glowgirl_2

Love this:D dd keeps asking me why I'm laughing so much, glad to see I'm not the only one who fits 'stuff' in around comping;)

SkintBrideToBe

What a crackin post , Made me laugh a lot!!

finatra26

Love this thread LD - & you didn't even have to mention your enticing lingerie before the offers started pouring in

Hope whoever the lucky man is he appreciates girls with big lips

little_dumplings

finatra26 wrote: »

Love this thread LD - & you didn't even have to mention your enticing lingerie before the offers started pouring in

Hope whoever the lucky man is he appreciates girls with big lips

Ssshhhhhh Fin, that was my wedding night surprise

MrMrsR

excellent thread. been in hysterics reading this if we're offering off families welcome to mine - hubby 31 6ft4 and size 13 feet. pretty house trained does the washing up and works hard but you'll hav to take the kids too, they are turning my hair grey and distract from the comps altho they do go to bed at 7 ... so not all bad LOL x

kissmyarts09

This is just sooooooo funny!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I'm crying with laughter, tears are rolling down my cheeks - thank god I'm not wearing mascara!!
I can't tell you how much this has brightened my day. Thank you Little Dumpling for the best laugh I've had in ages.:T

Rock_Chick_Bird

Can I offer my OH?! he's very lovely, but I could do without the wifely duties, thus giving me more time to comp, whilst you keep him happy!

win-win methinks!!

little_dumplings

MrMrsR wrote: »

excellent thread. been in hysterics reading this if we're offering off families welcome to mine - hubby 31 6ft4 and size 13 feet. pretty house trained does the washing up and works hard but you'll hav to take the kids too, they are turning my hair grey and distract from the comps altho they do go to bed at 7 ... so not all bad LOL x

Your hubby sounds like a good catch, but unfortunately MrMrsR you are clearly a happily married couple as demonstrated by your name lol....I couldn't possibly take him away and leave you as MsR...it wouldn't be the same

little_dumplings

Rock_Chick_Bird wrote: »

Can I offer my OH?! he's very lovely, but I could do without the wifely duties, thus giving me more time to comp, whilst you keep him happy!

win-win methinks!!

If he's happy with a half hour a week and he doesn't moan about me comping, then I'll stick him in the hat

little_dumplings

kissmyarts09 wrote: »

This is just sooooooo funny!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I'm crying with laughter, tears are rolling down my cheeks - thank god I'm not wearing mascara!!
I can't tell you how much this has brightened my day. Thank you Little Dumpling for the best laugh I've had in ages.:T

No Mascara! you obviously aren't doing the Rimmel comps! :eek: