Men Only!! Not for women

Mrs_Optimist

Is it me.... or is the model in need of a damn good.....

Mrs_Optimist

Meal!!!!!!!!!!!

rog2

MORPH3US wrote:

You've made a dirty pervert very happy tonight OP.

M

In my case it could make 'a happy man very old'

blinky

sjpkgp wrote:

well me for starters...

and don't you men know that satin shows every bump and curve. great if you only have curves, bad if you also have bumps. And also note (men) this convo genuinely had by ourselves 10 years ago (when I was his GF, presented with a much more expensive silk ensemble (similar to those exhibited) at Christmas (with his potential in laws looking on)).

me: "you have bought me a size 12, it won't fit, I am a 14 at best"
OH: (uncertainty in his voice) well I thought you might be a 12, you look a 12, I didn't want to buy you a 14 as I thought you would be insulted"
me (not wanting to sound ungrateful) "well I am sure I will squeeze into it somehow"
Dad (2 hours later in kitchen out of earshot of OH-to-be) "and what's he bought you that for, saucy bleeder"

Be warned men. It is a minefield. :rotfl:

It's true, we can't win. Size too big - we think their getting fatSize too small - we think their getting fat.Most blokes don't have a clue about women's dress sizes. It doesn't help that the sizes are based on women's dimensions in the 1950's and the proportions are different to today's lady's. Added to the fact that it's not uncommon for a lady to take one size at one shop and different size at another.

iwanttosave_2

sjpkgp wrote:

well me for starters...

and don't you men know that satin shows every bump and curve. great if you only have curves, bad if you also have bumps. And also note (men) this convo genuinely had by ourselves 10 years ago (when I was his GF, presented with a much more expensive silk ensemble (similar to those exhibited) at Christmas (with his potential in laws looking on)).

Actually satin is very complimentary to women as it skims, much better than the faded saggy "I love my sleep" jammies :rotfl:

I want the chocolate one, I havent got that colour.

BTW men, only get red if your lady is dark haired and dont get the pink, it looks cheap beyond words. And make sure you check her other negligéés for her size

Lady_E

blinky wrote:

It's true, we can't win. Size too big - we think their getting fatSize too small - we think their getting fat.Most blokes don't have a clue about women's dress sizes. It doesn't help that the sizes are based on women's dimensions in the 1950's and the proportions are different to today's lady's. Added to the fact that it's not uncommon for a lady to take one size at one shop and different size at another.

Easy - ask the assistant for a gift receipt therefore price not revealed to your beloved(s) , so easy exchange . Pre Lord E , and ex boyfriend used to delight in buying size 10 everything for me (sadly last time I was size 10 was when I was 16 , 100 yrs ago) just so when I went to exchange I would know how much he had paid for it........sad.

pre-reg

Neiliboy wrote:

best grabbit i've seen in ages Rizla

I agree...but grab what? :-) LOL

jediross

Got one in chocolate for OH for her birthday, along with some more of the 5 for a fiver knicks.

She's blonde so I think I chose the right colour, certainly red or pink would have been a no no.

Cheers

abdulinyourface

i cant believe since making the comment about the wood finish it would lead to this!!!

hmmm maybe the model needs sanding down??

dronid

Rikki wrote:

Why would men be wanting to buy this? Just for their wives and girlfriends I hope?

And 'coz it's soft on the skin.... Now if they only had it in my size.