Men Only!! Not for women

madjohn

If my missus saw I'd made a comment to this post...

:rolleyes:

zoezoe_3

Oh dear, how sad you lot can be. It's a lady, dressed in clothes for bed !!

sad sad sad....

Zoe

sjpkgp

Joto wrote:

How many women clicked on here out of curiosity?

well me for starters...

and don't you men know that satin shows every bump and curve. great if you only have curves, bad if you also have bumps. And also note (men) this convo genuinely had by ourselves 10 years ago (when I was his GF, presented with a much more expensive silk ensemble (similar to those exhibited) at Christmas (with his potential in laws looking on)).

me: "you have bought me a size 12, it won't fit, I am a 14 at best"
OH: (uncertainty in his voice) well I thought you might be a 12, you look a 12, I didn't want to buy you a 14 as I thought you would be insulted"
me (not wanting to sound ungrateful) "well I am sure I will squeeze into it somehow"
Dad (2 hours later in kitchen out of earshot of OH-to-be) "and what's he bought you that for, saucy bleeder"

Be warned men. It is a minefield. :rotfl:

I'mcomingbackasaman

sjpkgp wrote:

well me for starters...

Dad (2 hours later in kitchen out of earshot of OH-to-be) "and what's he bought you that for, saucy bleeder" :rotfl:

Reminds me the way Steptoe used to talk in Steptoe and Son.

Oh and definitely wouldn't appreciate one of those satin numbers - give me silk anytime
Isnt it about time we had 'get ups; for men instead of just P.J.s and short P.Js. Think I'll start a thread For Women Only ........of course.

anewman

I think the lady needs to get tools out and work that wood.

*offers a plane and sander

wolvesinwales

What wood ?

JABWootton

After looking at those pictures started of as softwood and ended up as Hardwood!!!!!!!!

phil999_2

thanks, i have choosen the pink one it will go very nicely with some wood i have at home

Danigrace

withabix wrote:

....and don't forget 5% cashback with GreasyPalm

(or 2% for B&Q, if it's the wood you're looking for!!)

Quidco do 10% cashback too for La Senza (and up to 5% for B&Q!!). :j

Spikey_2

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