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  • aint it amazing...how many johnny jokes we can come up with!!! hehehe
    This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. (SHAKESPEARE, Hamlet, 1600) :kisses2:

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  • Polo: the ones with the holes in!
  • tsharp wrote:
    Bah, i've got all the out of date johnnies to last me a life time. What's the use of getting more so they can go unused, lol!

    Just checking: You don't mean you're going to use those out-of-date johnnies, I hope? (Out of date ones are more likely to split because the latex has perished.)

    Sorry if I'm teaching my Grandmother ... no, on second thoughts, let's not complete that!
    ;)
  • DPT_2
    DPT_2 Posts: 59 Forumite
    I think it was meant as a joke hehe. And for those that have sent off for these and they have arrived. Is the packaging unmarked? lol
  • Went into Boots the other day and said to the girl behind the counter: "can I have two condoms please miss?"
    Indignant, she replied "Do'nt you Miss Me!" to which I replied "Ok then, make it a pack of three instead"!!!

    Boom Boom!
  • lilmiss1982
    lilmiss1982 Posts: 1,405 Forumite
    I've been Money Tipped!
    DPT wrote:
    I think it was meant as a joke hehe. And for those that have sent off for these and they have arrived. Is the packaging unmarked? lol


    yeah they came in a plain white envelope if i remember correctly
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  • hollydays wrote:
    NOt quite sure what you mean,but i am sure its in the best possible taste!

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  • after all that, mine didnt arrive!!!! hahahaha xx
    This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. (SHAKESPEARE, Hamlet, 1600) :kisses2:

    Comp wins : Oct : Michael Buble goodies :blushing:
    Nov: jar of Baxters red slaw deli toppers
  • Rachie_B
    Rachie_B Posts: 8,785 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    received mine this morning lol

    yes plain white jiffy bag ;)
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