Two Free condoms

jackie1969uk

Someone sent me this a long time ago and made me giggle hope it does the same for you takes a pot shot at the big guys too.


Tesco Condoms: every little helps

Sainsbury Condoms: making life taste better

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms: The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms: Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms: melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms: Lightening the load.

Abbey national condoms: because life is complicated enough.

Coca cola condoms: The real thing.

Ever ready condoms: keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms: once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms: Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms: " for a longer ride go wide "

FCUK condoms: no comment required.

Muller light condoms: so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halford condoms: we go the extra mile.

USB condoms: plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms: I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms: Soft, strong and very, very long.

Renault condoms: size really does matter!

ben-e-fitt

Thanks jackie1969uk for your list. all the gags must be covered now !
Have to say "the old ones are the best" (only cos i've still not received mine)

Tamiya_Widow

Got mine yesterday too

tryin2elp

got mine;)

Rallya

MickKnipfler wrote:

I don't need condoms. I find my personality is a pretty good contraceptive!

:rotfl: too funny :T

MadKad

jackie1969uk wrote:

Someone sent me this a long time ago and made me giggle hope it does the same for you takes a pot shot at the big guys too.


Tesco Condoms: every little helps

Sainsbury Condoms: making life taste better

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms: The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms: Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms: melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms: Lightening the load.

Abbey national condoms: because life is complicated enough.

Coca cola condoms: The real thing.

Ever ready condoms: keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms: once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms: Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms: " for a longer ride go wide "

FCUK condoms: no comment required.

Muller light condoms: so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halford condoms: we go the extra mile.

USB condoms: plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms: I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms: Soft, strong and very, very long.

Renault condoms: size really does matter!

Shell condoms: Performance when you need it most

MadKad

I got mine today, but there was a big problem with them they all had a hole in


EDIT: OOOPS thats where I put my pole in

tryin2elp

i dont get it
did they have a hole in?
or was that a joke?

thisuseridistakenagain

HA HA HA HA laughing at the word pole!!!:rotfl:what a cracker


I've just sent for mine, gonna take them on dragons den as a device to keep cucumbers fresh. (would be better than the guy who actually invented on of those!!)

mick_uk

:j

MickKnipfler wrote:

Durexpect me to believe that?

yes i johnny well do :rotfl: