Notice to newcomers - Re: Trolls - part 8

Sunnylooloo

Wooooops slipping down a bit! Naughty Fred!

Someone still has my Sun! and I want it back fed up of this rain!

handyman123_2

Ames wrote: »

Bumpety bump.

I'm off to the doctors in ten mins, going to talk about a few things that have been bothering me and keeping me awake at night so hopefully I'll feel better after.

Ames, I had a similar problem a while ago. I couldn't sleep. The Doctor told me it must be my guilty conscience, and that I must change my life style. I it would just be more fun if I could carry on as I was, and could he give me something that would just make me feel less guilty.:rotfl::rotfl:

I told the Doc about a mate who gone private to see a slimming specialist. He gave him one tablet to take before bed and all night long he dreamed he was on a desert island, making love to 20 dusky Island Maidens.
When he got up next morning he was knockerd but had lost 1 stone.

The Doctor said something similar is now available on the NHS and would I like to try it. That night I dreamed that I was on a desert island being chased by 20 spear carrying cannibals and that I was running for my life. When I woke up I had lost 1/2 a stone.

When I complained to the Doctor, he said well your mate went private. What do you expect? after all this is the NHS:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Cheers all, handy's back to work now:D

BorassicLint

Erme wrote: »

and am I the like only person on here who's worked out when to put the troll sign up (when the next post will be a new page???)
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Obviously not Erme :rotfl::rotfl:

Numpty_Monkey

HAs anyone heard from Tixy:o
I know she was down soarf last week, I'm just wondering if she got to London and is sat outside a train station:p

Sunnylooloo

Do you want me to head out and look for her seeing as I am dawn sarf? (in best eastenders twang)

solventsoon

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

I've had an interesting day so far
Started with the bloke replacing the dodgey window, he had to hit the strips that hold the glass in place fairly hard, so hard he knocked the window out of square and the windows wouldn't shut:eek:
so he spent another half hour straightening it out:rotfl:

Then I had a call from the gas bill peeps hopefully it is now sorted :j

Were they from bodgit builders, Numpty?;)

Great news about the gas bill :j:j

solventsoon

Sunnylooloo wrote: »

Wooooops slipping down a bit! Naughty Fred!

Someone still has my Sun! and I want it back fed up of this rain!

We didn't have any sun to steal, Looloo :(

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

HAs anyone heard from Tixy:o
I know she was down soarf last week, I'm just wondering if she got to London and is sat outside a train station:p

Paddington isn't used to cities Numpty, we might need to send out a search party with some marmalade sandwiches;)

Sunnylooloo wrote: »

Do you want me to head out and look for her seeing as I am dawn sarf? (in best eastenders twang)

Job for you Looloo, marmalade sandwiches are the best to take with you;)

3Dogs

But Tixy/Paddington will have her/his label on a bit of string won't she/he? Now, did that label say where he was from or where he was going? Can't remember, but I'm sure I know someone who can ..... anyone?

Sunnylooloo

Right I'm off got marmalade sarnies, and I think I might have Mr Brown's phone number so I am sure I will find Tixy somewhere around......

Ames

Numpty, I think I get the same repairpeople as you do, I always find them useless. I had to have anti mould paint put on in the bedroom and he boogered up the blinds so they can't wind up anymore.

Back from docs. She said that there's no point doing anything about all the warts that have started appearing (I had two a year ago, now it's over 20) because the scars will be more noticable than the warts are. She is going to support me with ss though, which is a relief. And I've got to have my yearly check up to make sure my MH meds aren't doing damage, so I'm booked in for blood tests and an ecg on Thursday.