Notice to newcomers - Re: Trolls - part 8

handyman123_2

Good Morning All. Geebee thanks for the Irish, I can face the day now, even if I can't walk in a straight line.

Swany, glad to hear the bruises are fading. One night when I had a few, I fell down the stairs with a half bottle off scotch in my back pocket. When I landed it broke and punctured my nether regions. I tip toed into the bathroom for the sticking plasters and did the best I could to plug the leaks.

Next Morning Mrs H said "you came home Pished last night".
I asked how do you know?
she said "you have put sticking plaster all over the bathroom mirror"
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Cheers all, handy.

Geebee

Handy... Welcome home. Hope MIL decides to go back to the 'Hotel' soon and then Mrs H can come back to you.

Numpty... Well done on the money. Is that all from clicking?.. i kinda gave that up as a bad job as i never seemed to get into it properly, never really was sure if i was doing it right so i guess any money that i did make (all 6~8p of it) will just disappear into the great beyond somewhere.

Allie.. Good luck with all the gardening. You'll have to post some piccys to here for us all to see. I especially love herbs and wild flowers as they're so easy to grow/keep and look really effective in arrangements.

BL.. Hope the car is back to full health soon.
Well done with the chillies!. Well done on the meat bargains. I dont actually eat meat but i wish i could get some decent bargains, but i seem to walk in, pay full price for stuff, Then it all gets reduced!.

Nargle... Blackberry and apple sponge sounds yummy!. I absolutely love 'puddings.' It reminds me of being at school, i used to love them and always went back for 'seconds' if possible!.

3Dogs... Good luck with losing some of the weight you gained whilst on holiday. The rest will soon come off soon. Mr 3Dogs will have to try a little harder!.
You did well with the shopping, i wish i could find some bargains like that.

Swanfan... Hope you're feeling better now after your tumble. Often the pride is hurt more than the body. I know if i ever fall in the snow/ice or just generally being a clumsy fool, i get up ten times faster than i go down and frantically look round to check who clocked it!

Spoon... Dont work too hard. Hope today is better than yesterday!.

If... Love the polar piccy!.
Excellent mexican wave, mind if i snag it? please?..

Erme.. Good luck with the jobs, sending positive thoughts your way!.

I'm sure i've probably missed lots of stuff off, apologies for that. Hopefully i'll catch up as we go along.

AllieBallie

morning everyone, hope you all have a good day

AllieBallie

i just went to check on a thread i posted yesterday morning and no one replied at all, it's in the special occaisions board. i even had to do a self bump as i thought no one had seen it but there's been enough views just no one replied.:mad:

im not saying this so you all go over to look im just having a rant about it!

handyman123_2

Thanks Allie, I will go look now:D:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

AllieBallie

handyman123 wrote: »

Thanks Allie, I will go look now:D:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl:thanks handy!

Geebee

I just replied Allie. I hadnt seen the post before now. Hope it helps a little. Thanks for letting us know.

handyman123_2

AllieBallie wrote: »

i just went to check on a thread i posted yesterday morning and no one replied at all, it's in the special occaisions board. i even had to do a self bump as i thought no one had seen it but there's been enough views just no one replied.:mad:

im not saying this so you all go over to look im just having a rant about it!

Geebee wrote: »

I just replied Allie. I hadnt seen the post before now. Hope it helps a little. Thanks for letting us know.

I can think of a few things (comedy answers of no help at all), that would be applicable but can I save it for after the watershed.

Now you have a few posts on your thread you may get a few more views.

Cheers, handy.

handyman123_2

solventsoon wrote: »

New page so time for another one of these:D

Cheers for lending the Notice Spoon.

AllieBallie

Thanks handy - your reply made me laugh especially the "I'm a a man" bit - it's just like what my OH said last night!