The awesomely August NSD challenge

butdoineedit?

BigMummaF wrote: »

I never realised you could be done for being drunk in charge of almost anything--push bike, pram, even walking the dog I think :eek:
We had your match on & my die-hard Pompey fan said you wus robbed. The few bits I did see your lads were giving as good as they got & an entertaining match to start the season.

Bung ova sum dree toes She rill, eyes gunna aff summa dem in a butty inn eye..

God i luff u even more than i thort i did!!! cheese or hot? & do u want kech chup????? & a glass (sorry plastic bottle) of cyder maybe?????

BigMummaF

Ya nose wots miss in yeah reet yeah, we aint seen no May-say-dees or Leeee-are-nerz innit. Un no buff ta-lenn no-wor-aye-meen siss-ta ummm-hmmm

cw18

does anyone have a translation gadget please? I think the lack of alcoholic beverage partaking on my part is making my linguist skills appear even worse than normal :rotfl:

3Dogs

cw18 wrote: »

does anyone have a translation gadget please? I think the lack of alcoholic beverage partaking on my part is making my linguist skills appear even worse than normal :rotfl:

I know what you mean Cheryl, I cant' understand you :rotfl:

butdoineedit?

bay sick alley i think BMF wants to play with the boys!! i am rounding them up as we speak....

Wee_Jo

cw18 wrote: »

does anyone have a translation gadget please? I think the lack of alcoholic beverage partaking on my part is making my linguist skills appear even worse than normal :rotfl:

I'm with you on that one!! I've been driving!!! Is the apple juice not cutting it for you, CW?? :rotfl:

3Dogs

Is this a good time to report NSD NUMBER 4 Spoon - Spoon? ..... Spoon? ....... What are you doing?

butdoineedit?

Wee_Jo wrote: »

I'm with you on that one!! I've been driving!!! Is the apple juice not cutting it for you, CW?? :rotfl:

Aww Jo just abandon the car, i have an air bed with your name on it!!

cw18

Wee_Jo wrote: »

Is the apple juice not cutting it for you, CW?? :rotfl:

Nope

Nor are the copious mugs of builders brew and several dozen Twinks :rotfl:

Nargleblast

Oi! 'Oo're you lot lookin at? Yeah, wot evvahhh!

Oh sorry, chaps, didn't wealise it was you lot, you all look so fwightfully chavish, didn't wealise you were my gang of chums. I jolly well got orf in time to get an early twain (having got a lift to the station with Woger in his Wange Wover) and felt an absolute silly billy in my flasher mac and gumboots. However, I have now discarded the flasher mac and gumboots to weveal my fabuloso outfit fwom Chav City Styles. Suppose I had better get back into chav speak in case i get a wight old dicking fwom those awfully common looking chaps over there....oh sowwy, Big M and Spoony Woony, you were so well disguised you looked like weal chavs to me......

Aw right? Woss your problem? She's lookin at me funny, she is.....