A Payment A Day - Part 9

angelicmary85

Greenbynature wrote: »

Therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor.'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Paulgonnabedebtfree

Greenbynature wrote: »

Paddy is passing by Mick's barn one day when through a gap in the door
he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first
the right rubber boot, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea
stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on
to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy

'Jayzuz Paddy, ye frightened the livin' !!!!! out of me' says an
obviously embarrassed Mick. 'Me and the missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor.'

I only hope the exhaust pipe wasn't still hot.

Greenbynature

Morning all

Sashy - I want the test to come back positive that its an ulcer as if not I'll have to go and have a camera down my throat :eek: which is something I'd rather not have lol I'm a big scaredy cat and I hate anything to do with hospitals!

Pad today is £1.40 jar and £1 cap1

£2.40

Greenbynature

Paulgonnabedebtfree wrote: »

I only hope the exhaust pipe wasn't still hot.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

angelicmary85

Paulgonnabedebtfree wrote: »

I only hope the exhaust pipe wasn't still hot.

:rotfl::rotfl:

angelicmary85

Greenbynature wrote: »

Sashy - I want the test to come back positive that its an ulcer as if not I'll have to go and have a camera down my throat :eek: which is something I'd rather not have lol I'm a big scaredy cat and I hate anything to do with hospitals!

A family member had to have a camera down her throat and another up her, erm, other end...at the same time :eek:

Greenbynature

angelicmary85 wrote: »

A family member had to have a camera down her throat and another up her, erm, other end...at the same time :eek:

_pale_:( I feel sick at the thought!!

Paulgonnabedebtfree

angelicmary85 wrote: »

A family member had to have a camera down her throat and another up her, erm, other end...at the same time :eek:

And ne'er the twain shall meet

Sassers

Morning everyone - :wave:
Please can you lovely padders give me some advice...? I don't know who else to ask......
I am in a fantastic job with good money during the week.
My managers and my director are all very pleased with my work and have extended my contract which was due to end at the end of August, to December.
I haven’t had any indication yet that they will extend beyond December but I am told there is a `business case’ for my role.
However, I have just seen another job advertised, which sounds right up my street, is a permanent contract and is £15,000 more than I am currently earning. But with loads more responsibility, which I have the experience and skills to do.....
If I applied for this job and got it, I’d also be able to give up my weekend work as I currently work seven days a week which is a permanent contract as opposed to my current FT but fixed term temporary one.
I’m in a right quandary as I love my current FT job and what I do....but it might end in three months Help!
Also I'd be Debt and mortgage free faster....and make bigger PADs lol
Any help or advise would be great as I'm really torn
Love Sassers x

psychopathbabble

Sassers wrote: »

Morning everyone - :wave:
Please can you lovely padders give me some advice...? I don't know who else to ask......
I am in a fantastic job with good money during the week.
My managers and my director are all very pleased with my work and have extended my contract which was due to end at the end of August, to December.
I haven’t had any indication yet that they will extend beyond December but I am told there is a `business case’ for my role.
However, I have just seen another job advertised, which sounds right up my street, is a permanent contract and is £15,000 more than I am currently earning. But with loads more responsibility, which I have the experience and skills to do.....
If I applied for this job and got it, I’d also be able to give up my weekend work as I currently work seven days a week which is a permanent contract as opposed to my current FT but fixed term temporary one.
I’m in a right quandary as I love my current FT job and what I do....but it might end in three months Help!
Also I'd be Debt and mortgage free faster....and make bigger PADs lol
Any help or advise would be great as I'm really torn
Love Sassers x

Apply for the job anyway, see how you feel if you get an interview. My friend once had an interview but she had a bad feeling about the place and didn't like it when she got there so she turned the job down.

You can always turn it down if they like you, it's always worth applying for something x