Who wants to move into my MFW - MSE street?

DansMum_2

Hello?? Room for a large one?

I can do 'lower the tone' (I am from THAT local high school) Or posh whichever you like. I even have amazing appearing carp on the front lawn or pristine front garden magic beans..... Whichever takes your fancy...

Can I have Danny and Giff in the back garden (I do poo pick every day) my cats are housetrained and the Long Suffering dog doent get that gobby..... I may have to leave DansDad at home though....

I bring copius (sp) amounts of cake, vino (to those who want it) and a good ear if anyone needs it...

*signs application form and hopes xx

Tesco_points_addict

DansMum wrote: »

Hello?? Room for a large one?

I can do 'lower the tone' (I am from THAT local high school) Or posh whichever you like. I even have amazing appearing carp on the front lawn or pristine front garden magic beans..... Whichever takes your fancy...

Can I have Danny and Giff in the back garden (I do poo pick every day) my cats are housetrained and the Long Suffering dog doent get that gobby..... I may have to leave DansDad at home though....

I bring copius (sp) amounts of cake, vino (to those who want it) and a good ear if anyone needs it...

*signs application form and hopes xx

You're in, it was the wine and cake that finally threw the decision! Why you leaving DansDad at home? Or is it best not to ask!!

Just a thought, do we have any dog trainers in out mists...no GG not the type you put on your feet, the type that train naughty dogs!! Mine is very naughty, could do with a dog whisperer:rotfl:

TPAx

DansMum_2

Just nice sometimes to have something for me only, y'know what I mean. Have packed bags ready to go boys in the box... Am sure DansDad will pop in for tea and buns, not the sort of man who can take care of himself...

Cant help with the dog whispering thingy - sorry. Maybe try talking a bit louder? They do suffer with selective hearing I find, especially if the word is 'NO' and the object is food....

taka

Wow... looks like I've moved and no-one told me! :think: I did wonder why my flat was less cluttered than normal! :rotfl: Does our local pub do Veggie food?

Ermmmm I would also like to point out that if I'm keeping you all fit... you are all safe! :rotfl: taka = unfittest person on the planet! Think you need to get Hypno to move in to get everyone fit! She seems scarily effective without meaning to be! Even I'm tempted by that blooming DVD... but resisting... for now...

greent wrote: »

Butternut squash muffins are rather nice, too....

Do you have a recipe? I have 2 BN squashes staring at me accusingly whenever I go into my kitchen and I'm sick of BNS soup!

SmlSave

SML, who are Basement Jaxx, The Chemical Brothers?????????? I'm sooo old!!! Stamps feet as needs confused smily here!

I miss the confused smiley too. You are hereby ordered to beg, borrow or steal some new music to try

SML, cheese scones,,, yes please...oh hang on got topgun music playing now....'spect you're too young to even know who Tom Cruise is!!!

Cheese scones shall be baked tonight wait....tom cruise?.....:think:....isn't he that short guy in the new comedy action film thats coming out? :rotfl:Of course I know topgun and tom cruise! I like 60's music too - actually surprised my work collegue by knowing most the words to 60 songs too

Can I have Danny and Giff in the back garden (I do poo pick every day)

These are your horses - yes? may I have some manure please - in the composter not thrown at the windows DansMum!!!!

Wow... looks like I've moved and no-one told me! :think: I did wonder why my flat was less cluttered than normal! :rotfl:Does our local pub do Veggie food?

I really liked their baked creamy mushrooms taka. Are you mad that we moved some of your stuff into your new house? Do you like the new recliner we got you?

SmlSave

Butternut muffin recipe :

http://www.channel4.com/food/recipes/chefs/jamie-oliver/butternut-squash-muffins-with-a-frosty-top-recipe_p_1.html

DansMum_2

You may have as much poo as you like and I'll only throw it at your windows if you keep me up at unsociable hours with bad loud music, although seeing as I'm at 39 then I think I'm far enough away for that!

Veggie food at the pub sounds delish! Veggies unite!!

Give me a day or two and we'll have a housewarming party - be warned that Danny is partial to egg mayo sandwiches he'll have them out of your hand! Shall we have a Barbeque - or did I read that there was to be an Abba street party?

I can contribute to any kitty/puppy sitting duties if anyone would like? I cook some mean (veggie) chocolate melt in the middle puddings....

taka

SmlSave wrote: »

I really liked their baked creamy mushrooms taka. Are you mad that we moved some of your stuff into your new house? Do you like the new recliner we got you?

_pale_... mushrooms!

Ohhhh a fancy chair! Ta muchly! You are more than welcome to move more of my stuff if you like! :rotfl: It would save me sorting through all the rubbish I own! Does my new pad come with a tardis like cupboard or two? If not are any of my new neighbours any good at urgent decluttering?

Thanks for the recipe... nom-nom-nom!

gallygirl

DansMum wrote: »

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I bring copius (sp) amounts of cake, vino (to those who want it) and a good ear if anyone needs it...

*signs application form and hopes xx

That'll do for me :T

greent

SmlSave wrote: »

Can I invite DansMum to come and have a gander at the street to see if she likes it please?

Ooh - I was going to suggest that, too, seeing as she's reappeared!