Who wants to move into my MFW - MSE street?

Tesco_points_addict

I want to live in a street with all you lovely MSE peeps. We could all go to Cosco and Makro and do bulk buying and share the costs.

Lewis Lane:money:is the name of this very unique street. There is a lovely country pub that serves reasonably priced delicious food about 3/4 mile away.:beer: A bingo hall three streets away and a fantasic school just a couple of miles down the road (school bus provided daily)

I will start, please add people on as you wish:

GG would live at number 1 - she would be the clown of the street with a huge heart (dont tell anyone though she likes to keep it under wraps!), always keeping us laughing and forcing us to have spread sheets:p
Mummy no. 2 - neighbourhood watch lady with a huge garden to have street BBQs in:j
Cha would live at number 3 - would be the mummy, making sure we were all fed and watered and on the straight and narrow and be the best mate anyone could ever wish for. Would make us all tea in her slow cooker and there would always be a cake in her oven (or a bun perhaps;))
the young one - number 4 - another clean freak! thank goodness or poor cha would have been worked off her little tootsies!
Taka,- number 5- would keep us all fit, organising a minibus to take us all ice skating (do we get a group booking discount?)
someday soon number 6 - in need of some builders! Kind words and pick-me-up talks always available (Had to be next to TPA as [STRIKE]she[/STRIKE] he has a good supply of booze! And TPA alsways needs booze!)
TPA number 7 -would keep us all supplied with copious amounts of wine;) The dog walker of the street with a small well managed cattery in the back garden
tootallulah number 8- The soft furnishings maker, cushions anyone?
Sml number 9 - would get us dancing and drunk on her Vodka and Gin creations
jennihen number 10 - Skills such as ironing, cleaning, babysitting, cooking and childminding could be exchanged for decorating, gardening, computer and car maintenance etc - is there anything this woman cannot turn her hand too?:A
Setmefree-11- the sensible one of the bunch, keeping us all in order and ensuring we are keeping to our budgets whilst being there to boost our moral.
greent number 12- the resident complementary therapist, swapping aromatherapy massages etc for cleaning ;-) IRONING LADY!!
Tall girl -13 - unlucky for some but not for TG, she is already MF and would ensure the only things we spent our money on would be left handed golf clubs
IHateDida - number 14 - teacher of the group, gets to work on the school bus so no need for a car, needs lots of TLC due to previous dreadful neighbours from hell.
nanto 3 girls - number 15 - likes cleaning and has an other half that is handy!!
Raini- number 16 - When shes not AWOL she can offer free counselling to all and as much home cooked veggie food as you can eat! Can also provide first aid and some level of protection as is trained in physical intervention!! Also comes with the Lovely Boy who is very experienced at refurbishing homes (including fitting kitchens) and is good with cars. AND (!) the friendliest little border terrier you could ever meet that will roll onto his back for a belly rub for everyone and will lick your face until satisfied that you love him too! Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww....:D
Poppyoscar - number 17 - Veg grower!! we are all going to be so healthy
Skintscotslass - number 18 - the cake maker of the bunch can make lovely carrot cakes and chocolate courgette cakes
Jellie - number 19 - details to be finalised!!
Pawlala -number 20 - resident tech of the street, fixing everyone's computers and sorting out your dodgy broadband connections
Babysteps - number 21 has a gym in the basement and also likes wine:T
Froggy-G - number 29 - obviously doesn't want neighbours just yet!! I can bring loads of French wine, years of knowledge in French cooking...yum, yum
Danssmum - number 38 - sorry guys she had to have the house with the paddock! Will bring copius (sp) amounts of cake, vino (to those who want it) and a good ear if anyone needs it...
pammy J number 39- a self confessed noisy neighbour who loves her music! For all of those that need to get fit she has a trampoline...yeppieee what time do you want us over? (however she doesn't like Abba - thats truely shocking!) Tea Total so is our lovely Taxi driver..............................I love you Pammy!!!
Moomoo - number 40 - complete and utter nut case - should fit in very well, major egg supplier!



Next please we have a whole very long street to fill here:


TPAx

mummyofonechild

Can i move in please, maybe start off the other side of the street

Tesco_points_addict

mummyofonechild wrote: »

Can i move in please, maybe start off the other side of the street

Off course you can mummy, what do you bring to the street, do you want to be in number 2? Odd numbers not your thing??

Welcome to the most savvey street in the UK, do you think we should invite Martin?:money:

TPAx

mummyofonechild

Tesco_points_addict wrote: »

Off course you can mummy, what do you bring to the street, do you want to be in number 2? Odd numbers not your thing??

Welocme to the most savvey street in the UK, do you think we should invite Martin?:money:

TPAx

I bring myself and a garden big enough for everyone to party in. By being number 2 i can nose out of my front window at you all

Tesco_points_addict

mummyofonechild wrote: »

I bring myself and a garden big enough for everyone to party in. By being number 2 i can nose out of my front window at you all

Mummy no. 2 - neighbourhood watch lady with a huge garden to have street BBQs in:j

mummyofonechild

Martin could have the penthouse :money:

cha97michelle

Genius TPA. That just brought a huge smile to my face reading that as it is lovely to feel part of the gang.

I would be the one who would have the slow cooker on the go, a cake in the oven, and the kettle always on the go. I would honestly love to live on that street. I could just imagine us desperate housewives styley sitting there with a cup of char or a glass of wine and putting the world to rights.

I could also watch all the babies while you all went to work. I'd need a big garden though. :rotfl:

mummyofonechild

cha97michelle wrote: »

Genius TPA. That just brought a huge smile to my face reading that as it is lovely to feel part of the gang.

I would be the one who would have the slow cooker on the go, a cake in the oven, and the kettle always on the go. I would honestly love to live on that street. I could just imagine us desperate housewives styley sitting there with a cup of char or a glass of wine and putting the world to rights.

I could also watch all the babies while you all went to work. I'd need a big garden though. :rotfl:

You can share my garden :beer:

Tesco_points_addict

Cha, would you look after the dogs too, or would I need to give up work and be the dog walker of the group as well as the supplier of wine?;) Actually I wouold love that job, I would also have a cattery in the garden:j

mummyofonechild

I would have to bring 2 bunnies with me. Who can be the vet.

Tesco_points_addict

I have to go and tidy up now, will be back some time tomorrow to check up on my street and its residents:D

Just a thought, who is going to be the cleaner in the street?? We could have our own currency......1 dog walk by TPA = 3 hours of house work:cool::rotfl:

TPAx