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Saturday Night DFW Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty!
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Taxi for livinginhope!
Night nightThe early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:0 -
Thanks,but Ray has kindly offered to take me home on his yachtMinnieSpender wrote:Night livinginhope! Do you need a taxi?
Debt at highest £102k :eek:
Lightbulb moment march 2006
Debt free october2017 :j
Finally sleeping easy in my bed :A0 -
livinginhope wrote:Thanks,but Ray has kindly offered to take me home on his yacht
ooooooo t'is alright for some!!!0 -
James Bond types aren't my type. Any Mel Gibson (don't throw shoes at me girls if you are touchy, the guy is still gorgeous), Kevin Kline, or Harrison Ford types just lying about?????? I will be more than happy to keep them occupied with my Gary Rhodes cookbook for a wee while!!!
Feel a bit over stuffed myself but its all down to walkers crisps. Bleargh!!!!
BTW would take Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom in an emergency!"Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
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She's lying. There he is, in the corner, trousers ripped off and clutching a bottle of baby oil.:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160
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You managed to get him untied from the bed ok then?
I guess I've finished with him for now.
I'm now testing my IQ (What there is left of it)The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:0 -
Annie
Just for you I think this one meets all the requirements:
Male
Gorgeous
Sexy
Whip :eek:
The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:0 -
Never mind IQ!
Confession time!
Your grubbiest stories, ladies!
I'll start... the thought of a man in uniform with a bottle of oil reminded me. A few years back, my then next-door-neighbour invited me in for a "coffee". While the kettle was on, he disappeared into the bedroom and then came out in a comedy policeman uniform with a bottle of baby oil and proceeding to strip in front of me.
I won't mention his name as he's an ac-tor...
:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160 -
MinnieSpender wrote:Never mind IQ!
Confession time!
Your grubbiest stories, ladies!
I'll start... the thought of a man in uniform with a bottle of oil reminded me. A few years back, my then next-door-neighbour invited me in for a "coffee". While the kettle was on, he disappeared into the bedroom and then came out in a comedy policeman uniform with a bottle of baby oil and proceeding to strip in front of me.
I won't mention his name as he's an ac-tor...
Tell us the name
Actually - in the spirit of DFW - can you sell it to the News of the World?The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:0 -
Lol, just News of the World - heck, flog it to every cheapo woman's weekly mag!No longer using this account for new posts from 20130
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