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Saturday Night DFW Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty!

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  • Forgive me Jessica, the poster was Gemmzie (absolutely no resemblance in the names so apologies, don't know where I got that from). Anyway, to all who are reading is Maude the wrong name for a Micra? Suggestions welcome. She is fast, free and loose. Does many, many miles per year and is bright red and I couldn't perform my daily ritual without her.
    "Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
    - Proverb
  • Gemmzie
    Gemmzie Posts: 14,876 Forumite
    T'was me, cars need names, it makes them feel loved

    I like Maude, that works well for a Micra
    No longer using this account for new posts from 2013
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    [EMAIL="d@mn"]d@mn[/EMAIL] intelligence test - they are asking me all about directions?

    None of the answers A B C or D entitle me to stop and ask somebody which shops is it near?

    I think its biased.
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • My IQ is officially zero after that round.
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • Phew - section two was a bit better!
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    Only zero - I think I've got into negative numbers between the maps and the codes.

    Maps and codes? Are we watching Test the Nation or sitting an entrance test for the Secret Service?
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • We need those po-leeeece-men from earlier on....
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • Gemmzie
    Gemmzie Posts: 14,876 Forumite
    I got dizzy with those streets
    No longer using this account for new posts from 2013
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    Right I'm giving up - I did ok last year but I've no chance.

    I'll be blaming it on the medicinal whisky I'm drinking diminishing my brain power.

    Alternatively my mind is concentrating on higher things - hmm, Danny Wallace without his top on
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
  • jessicamb
    jessicamb Posts: 10,446 Forumite
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    We need those po-leeeece-men from earlier on....

    The correct answer is...

    Excuse me office - can you tell me where X is?

    with bonus points for being taken to said destination.
    The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese :cool:
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