Rant- chicago town knork offer

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vyle

avoniel wrote: »

Yeah Chicago Town have agreed to send me my KNORK

I feel vindicated:T

I think chicago town must be a bit of a floozy, givin their knorks away to anybody who asks nicely :rotfl:

twadge_face

vyle wrote: »

I think chicago town must be a bit of a floozy, givin their knorks away to anybody who asks nicely :rotfl:

Can't even find an email address, and their website appears to be down... all after they return my 4 tokens, telling me they needed receipts. I had NO idea they needed receipts... they're from MONTHS ago!! Sorry Chicago Town I have NOT kept them you bureaucratic twerps, turning me down on a techicality. They're not even great pizzas. I will NEVER buy them again.

CHICAGO TOWN - YOU FAIL!!!!

louisecat

Is this serious?

Corpsebride86

pulliptears wrote: »

the more I think about knorks the more I wonder how you dont cut your mouth on the sharp side? And if the sharp side isnt indeed sharp, then whats the ruddy point!

lolly1981 wrote: »

we were always taught not to put knives in our mouths!!! a knork compeltly throws that out the window!!....IT HURTS IM SO CUNFUSED!!!.....am i allowed to lick the knife or not???

Knorks arent sharp... so u can lick em till the cows come home:D they were actually developed as a daily living aid for those with poor dexterity or who have had an amputation so only have one hand to eat with.

they consist of a metal fork but down one edge (the knife part) it is bevelled and in order to cut the user uses a rocking motion.

pretty much they are aimed at giving the disabled a means to independence.

I wouldnt buy loads of chicago town pizzas tho to get one, mobility shop I volunteer at sell them for £9 and u can probably get them on ebay ive also seen them sold at lakeland (i love that shop could spend hundreds in there but OH wont let me ) besides the health aspect of all them pizzas and that they taste awful (home made better!) then the sheer cost!

kirsty
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hope this clears things a little.

CWCDiver

I do not support this further lowering of standards, for goodness sake if you have a child then teach them to use proper cutlery and in the correct fashion, not some idiotically named contraption that serves no real purpose other than further lowing the standards of your child. But I imagine if he is the kind who would willingly eat this muck he is probably in line to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show anyway...

pulliptears

CWCDiver wrote: »

I do not support this further lowering of standards, for goodness sake if you have a child then teach them to use proper cutlery and in the correct fashion, not some idiotically named contraption that serves no real purpose other than further lowing the standards of your child. But I imagine if he is the kind who would willingly eat this muck he is probably in line to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show anyway...

Its a bit of fun, lighten up