Frightened about my future - part 2.

savingwannabe

I keep getting emails from friends but they are too rude to put on here!

Are you a man person? We dont talk about wars and cars and things but we know about Rangers and we have a sweepstake. Pixie is fab with that. Swan fan and Fitz will adopt you.

I used to know a nice lady called stevie. It was short for Stephanie. She was lovely and really clever and sooo funny.

You could be either.

We are happy you are here though.

stevieb1

savingwannabe wrote: »

I keep getting emails from friends but they are too rude to put on here!

Are you a man person? We dont talk about wars and cars and things but we know about Rangers and we have a sweepstake. Pixie is fab with that. Swan fan and Fitz will adopt you.

I used to know a nice lady called stevie. It was short for Stephanie. She was lovely and really clever and sooo funny.

You could be either.

We are happy you are here though.

last time i checked i was still male ... lol

i do believe i had a quick chat with pixie last night ( i stupidly assumed she was/had contact with never-in-doubt ) *shrugs* was gonna point him in a direction _if_ he wanted to.

i know what you mean re: jokes .. most sent to me are rude/racist/sexist and i darent post them anywhere lol i would get lynched

GeorgeUK

A woman goes with her husband to the doctors.
After the checkup, the doctors calls the wife in to his office.
He said, Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.
For dinner prepare a nutritious meal.
Don't burden him with chores.
Don't discuss your problems with him, he needs to avoid all stress.
Do not nag him.
Most importantly, make love to him regularly.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife
What did the doctor say?
She replied - you're going to die!

3Dogs

Well you are welcome here Stevieb so call in anytime for a chat, there is generally someone here

I take it land of the sheep is Wales - Di who may be on later is from there, and Swanfan, though he lives in Ipswich, is a Swansea fan

3Dogs

Nice one George thanks for that - keep 'em coming

stevieb1

3Dogs wrote: »

Well you are welcome here Stevieb so call in anytime for a chat, there is generally someone here

I take it land of the sheep is Wales - Di who may be on later is from there, and Swanfan, though he lives in Ipswich, is a Swansea fan

thank you

yes im in Wales, the valleys . my poor son has a thick valleys accent which sort of goes against the grain (im a Londoner) lol

GeorgeUK

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

3Dogs

stevieb1 wrote: »

thank you

yes im in Wales, the valleys . my poor son has a thick valleys accent which sort of goes against the grain (im a Londoner) lol

Hubbie & me live in the Fens but are Geordies with strong Geordie accents (Jinny on here is Geordie too) though we have lived down here (Peterborough/Wisbech) for 25 years. It's funny though when kiddies have strong accents totally different from their parents

stevieb1

3Dogs wrote: »

Hubbie & me live in the Fens but are Geordies with strong Geordie accents (Jinny on here is Geordie too) though we have lived down here (Peterborough/Wisbech) for 25 years. It's funny though when kiddies have strong accents totally different from their parents

yes we also get some funny looks when out and about .. ho hum

neways im going to depart, im up at 5 every morning, and attempt to get some shut eye. (sometimes i really do miss my old career, last starts early finishes) *sigh* lol

night night folks and thank you for being so welcoming and i will return if i may

savingwannabe

I am back and i am going to stay. Keep being distracted by things.

Stevie welcome old bean. I am sorry for being rude. I really cannot multi task. In fact i can't solo task much either!!!

George gosh you are funny. Crumbs! I like you. I keep meeting nice people on this site. We are so blessed.