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Frightened about my future - part 2.

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  • stevieb1
    stevieb1 Posts: 134 Forumite
    I need a laugh. Do you know any jokes?


    you mean apart from the state of my finances?
    lol

    Wayne Rooney was approached by a major British
    toy manufacturers today who wish to produce an official toy of the
    England forward... "Wow sounds brilliant" said Rooney, "We talking
    action figures, trump cards or maybe a new video game?"... "Not exactly"
    said the company, "We were thinking a jigsaw seeing as you go to pieces
    in the box!"
  • 3Dogs
    3Dogs Posts: 14,092 Forumite
    There's a troll posing as me but they haven't posted so I have nothing to report yet. :(

    How bonnie lass? Where are they?
    :( Mr 3Dogs 3-7-12 :( 3Dogs'Mam 31-3-13 :(
  • 3Dogs
    3Dogs Posts: 14,092 Forumite
    stevieb1 wrote: »
    you mean apart from the state of my finances?
    lol

    Wayne Rooney was approached by a major British
    toy manufacturers today who wish to produce an official toy of the
    England forward... "Wow sounds brilliant" said Rooney, "We talking
    action figures, trump cards or maybe a new video game?"... "Not exactly"
    said the company, "We were thinking a jigsaw seeing as you go to pieces
    in the box!"


    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    VERY good Stevieb - SW will be impressed though she will not understand the bit about the box
    Kee 'em coming, we need cheering up
    :( Mr 3Dogs 3-7-12 :( 3Dogs'Mam 31-3-13 :(
  • stevieb1
    stevieb1 Posts: 134 Forumite
    3Dogs wrote: »
    Now here's an open invitation for us SW - ask away eh? Ok then Stevie, have you been asking for advice on MSE or just popping in and out? Oh, and what part of the country you live in - you don't have to say if you don't want to. Have you been following the footie - even we have on here and it's mainly girlies but we do have our men too in Fitz, Swanfan & George and Pixie and me love our footie anyway

    i have been lurking around here for a long long long time though.
    i have been here asking for advice recently and will probably continue to do so for the forseeable future (unless i win the lottery) :)
    i did start a diary up mainly to keep myself being kicked up the @ss
    im over in the land of the sheep nowdays . less hustle than towns.
    yes with regards to the footie (As much as i can do with the hours i work)
  • jinny
    jinny Posts: 1,889 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    nitey nite x
    ”Pour yourself a drink, (tea for me now)
    Put on some lipstick
    and pull yourself together”
    - Elizabeth Taylor
  • savingwannabe
    savingwannabe Posts: 16,619 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts
    What does in the box mean?

    Goodnight Pixie and Jinny. Sleep well. Speak tomorrow.
    Aiming for a minimal spend 2022
  • jen_br
    jen_br Posts: 2,653 Forumite
    Night all way too much action need to chill out for a few days!
  • stevieb1
    stevieb1 Posts: 134 Forumite
    What does in the box mean?

    Goodnight Pixie and Jinny. Sleep well. Speak tomorrow.


    in the box == in the penalty area :)

    The MOD has issued a new grenade to the Armed forces called the Rooney. It may be withdrawn as it goes to pieces so fast everyone gets hit by shrapnel!
  • 3Dogs
    3Dogs Posts: 14,092 Forumite
    I'll take a guess that you are not a fan of ManUtd then Stevieb
    :( Mr 3Dogs 3-7-12 :( 3Dogs'Mam 31-3-13 :(
  • stevieb1
    stevieb1 Posts: 134 Forumite
    3Dogs wrote: »
    I'll take a guess that you are not a fan of ManUtd then Stevieb


    lol this is true .. but ill joke about anyone/anything it was just those where the last 2 sent to me lol luck of the draw i suppose :D
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