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World Cup Fantasy Economy
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lemonjelly wrote: »– The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jamal, aged six.
– I’ve just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me? We’ll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home.
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
BREAKING NEWS!!!! Heskey has just smashed a volley into the net. Yes he's crap at tennis too!
A man on death row in Utah has been told he can choose his own firing squad. He's chosen Rooney, Heskey, Gerrard and Lampard.
The missus just came home and nearly caught me watching England. Luckily I managed to put the !!!!!! channel on just in time to save any embarrassment.
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lemonjelly wrote: »Apparently the nigerian president has banned them from playing in tournaments for 2 years...
yep, just reading that
bit drastic!Please take the time to have a look around my Daughter's website www.daisypalmertrust.co.uk
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Federer loses.
Door open for Murray?It's getting harder & harder to keep the government in the manner to which they have become accustomed.0 -
lemonjelly wrote: »Federer loses.
Door open for Murray?
hope not :eek:Please take the time to have a look around my Daughter's website www.daisypalmertrust.co.uk
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inspector_monkfish wrote: »hope not :eek:
racialist;)It's getting harder & harder to keep the government in the manner to which they have become accustomed.0 -
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Broadcasters have been forced by Ofcom to show England world cup games only on pay per view gay sex channels. The sight of 11 ar seholes being repeatedly pounded is deemed to be too explicit for mainstream TV.It's getting harder & harder to keep the government in the manner to which they have become accustomed.0
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I heard this on the news this morning too. In the same article Sky stated that FIFA is very angry with countries' politicians getting involved in football (Italy guilty of this also) and may impose penalties on the FAs of countries experiencing this, the maximum of which is a ban from playing in tournaments... Er, which is exactly what the Nigerian government was suggesting.lemonjelly wrote: »Apparently the nigerian president has banned them from playing in tournaments for 2 years...Please stay safe in the sun and learn the A-E of melanoma: A = asymmetry, B = irregular borders, C= different colours, D= diameter, larger than 6mm, E = evolving, is your mole changing? Most moles are not cancerous, any doubts, please check next time you visit your GP.
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arent the afternoons boring without footballPlease take the time to have a look around my Daughter's website www.daisypalmertrust.co.uk
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