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inspector_monkfish

Yakubu22 wrote: »

What score does the current leader have?

258

qwertyu

Yakubu22

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

258

qwertyu

Then i'm not too far off the pace. I'll send a request

lemonjelly

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

even he can't help you now

respect to the legend though......


I know this is not a very popular idea. You don’t hear it too often any more … but it’s the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn’t murder anybody, didn’t rape anybody, didn’t rob anybody, didn’t beat anybody, didn’t lose – hm – one ph u cking job, laughed my [EMAIL="!@55"]@55[/EMAIL] off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where’s my commercial?

originally posted by Bill Hicks
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the forking effort.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.”

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your forkin' mouth

The master.

inspector_monkfish

Yakubu22 wrote: »

Then i'm not too far off the pace.

wrong answer !!

inspector_monkfish

lemonjelly wrote: »

The master.

love that spat he had with Dennis Leary.


over the weekend i saw some programme 'Top 100 stand-ups'

Leary was in the 70's somewhere (ive recorded the rest to see where bill is)

they showed bill doing the 'Jim Fix died jogging' routine - then showed an almost line for line Leary doing the same routine!! shocking piece of material nicking !

then they had Sean O'something (comedian from 90's) saying he once met up with Bill and asked him why he had quit smoking. Bill's reply is a classic:

"to see if Dennis does"

lol

lemonjelly

Dude, if you haven't already, go see this movie:
http://www.americanthemovie.com/

Very worth it!

A lot of christians wear crosses. You think when Jesus comes back he wants to see another cross?

A lot of christians are pro-choice. A lot of people find that strange, particularly people familiar with the words of christ...

inspector_monkfish

Today's rumour: Courts held a further 2 week gagging order on steve gerrards private life, turns out he got his wifes sister pregnant (not a 16 year old )

Will hit the newspaper in 14 days, the judge held the gagging order to protect FA while they decide on capello, and the future of English footy..

John terry and the england boys all know about it and JT had a argument with capello because gerrard got to keep the captains armband. the tension in the camp was down to JT and half the team saying gerrard was a disgrace and the other half of the squad backing gerrard..The press conference was related to the tension and JT wanted Gerrard exposed - they hate each other..

1984ReturnsForReal_2

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

Today's rumour: Courts held a further 2 week gagging order on steve gerrards private life, turns out he got his wifes sister pregnant (not a 16 year old )

Will hit the newspaper in 14 days, the judge held the gagging order to protect FA while they decide on capello, and the future of English footy..

John terry and the england boys all know about it and JT had a argument with capello because gerrard got to keep the captains armband. the tension in the camp was down to JT and half the team saying gerrard was a disgrace and the other half of the squad backing gerrard..The press conference was related to the tension and JT wanted Gerrard exposed - they hate each other..

That wouldn't surprise me at all......

:rotfl:

lostinrates

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

I know this is not a very popular idea. You don’t hear it too often any more … but it’s the truth. I have taken drugs before and … I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn’t murder anybody, didn’t rape anybody, didn’t rob anybody, didn’t beat anybody, didn’t lose – hm – one ph u cking job, laughed my [EMAIL="%21@55"]@55[/EMAIL] off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where’s my commercial?

It could have gone another way. It could have been raised as probably contributory to breaking one's brain.

IveSeenTheLight

IveSeenTheLight wrote: »

Now he's plain and not supporting anybody.

come one, get back to supporting Wimbledon Martin

Come on Martin, get back to supporting Wimbledon again.
Andy's got a game today to get him into the semi finals where he's then likely to face a tough game against Nadal.

Give him the support. He's already reached further than the English Football team