NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

Nargleblast

Very calm at present. Fred doing his job keeping the you know whats at bay, he can have 2 Bonios and a Mars bar for that.

Erme

handyman123 wrote: »

Don't know if this will work if it does, please don't quote cos I've found that that affects my photobucket Quota. I plan to play the white man at the weekend and pay the subscription to use the service fully.

I took this at lunchtime yesterday. Little booger roosts in a big holly tree, the finches go spare as it's a predator. Each time I have lined up the camera its away, but yesterday it sat and posed.

Cheers all.

Is that you Handy? You look sooo cute...but where's the shorts?

handyman123 wrote: »

Hey Borrasic, not really my joke, one I pinched from Paul Shane (Hi Di Hi) 20 years ago. I knew them all Bobby Knut, Charlie Brown, Marti Kane, Duggie Brown. I was trying my luck at the same time they were famous. I used to sit at the back of the club's they were in and make notes on beermats. Recycling is all the rage, handy's been doing it with joke's for years.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Do you want to hear a good true howler.

Some old mates of Lord Hoorays called this evening to pay there respects.
I went onto the terrace to tell Lady H where I had left the car keys.
We started talking about how accident prone Lord H was. She said Handy you should write a book about your life here at Hooray Hall and all of Lord H's exploits. I nearly choked. It's just yesterday she asked if I could get her some financial advice from that Martin Lewis thingy that your always on about.

I'm going to have to crash her laptop again just incase she remembers how to turn it on.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Warmest regards, Handy the peeper!:eek:

Bright idea numero uno...put some Linux on it with no GUI on it....you'll be fine

handyman123 wrote: »

Hi folks, having difficulty typing. with just one eye. called into give fred a bump and bent down to tie my shoe lace [STRIKE]near the door[/STRIKE]
don't know what happen'd. From somewhere found a lump of chewing gum.



Off to get some optrex and an eye patch. Dad always said it would ruin my eyesight. I said that's all right I'll risk one eye.:rotfl::rotfl:

Cheers all, handy.

This looks like one of my voices :eek: though don't know which one....:(..

Anyhow slowly catching up on posts on the 'night shift' Erme style...(this is cos she had horse pills on Friday to sleep cos she couldn't find the haloperidol and she had double for quicker relief :rotfl: so now little sleep tonight)

Let me recap...

Wed back on the ward = short manic spell...nurses were fine...Don't know what Christian Cutie (junior doc) made of it...no decent prn so like try everything and hope for the best...this meaneth - haloperidol (doesn't exactly work for mania), carbs (cos it was tea time) and like olive oil in ears (Yep I've been prescribed olive oil for bunged up ears but now it's all ova the bathroom floor :rotfl:) and somehow sanity returns.....:)

On thurs...Och on Wednesday I get back and like I go to the wool shop for wool and stuff and the charity shop and say I'll be half an hour and am gone about 2 hours...got a handpainted acrylic for £20 (including frame) and like some House of Bruer culottes for £8 so was quite chuffed - and the wool I needed ...and then spied a skateboard ....

So on Thurs I'm still like hyper and like say "I'll have a night's pass and then discharge tomorrrow please and right now I'm off" and go but the robots come back as soon as I leave so I battle them (Handy yes...ROBOTS :eek:) and then think ...need to go out and get this skateboard..(£6) and then just as I open the door 'simon' (public enemy no. 1 in terms of voices....don't think he'd like me publically saying who he really is so okay best not say...don't exactly want to go back to the ward right now) says he's going to kill me that night.. :eek: and get me burnt at the steak....so I phone the planet and go back to the ward in full disguise and miss lunch and try and miss meds (depot was due - pain in the derriere literally) and don't succeed cos christian cutie is about and he threatens to section me and I'm like 'I don't care..I'm outta here and like I AINT TAKING ANY MORE MEDS' (hmm)but he uses his magic powers (again code here) to get me on the chair and agree so no section needed.

Then I'm banned from going home for the night but allowed out ...so it's doughnuts at reduced time from Mr S :A and a heap of rolls (loved that :A)..somehow manage to keep them from the thief in the dorm and like day staff are most confused when I walk up to the clinic at 8am and say "these are your meds for the morning" and somehow they don't quite get it but take them gladly .


Hmmm....what time is it guys and what page am I am upto? DV more soon from me (ask me about soap on the ward :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:)

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handyman123_2

Good Morning all, looks like it will be 50/50 for this mornings car boot. I will make final decision after I've walked the dogs, and seen if it's drying up.

Hi Erme, welcome back:)

I will look in this afternoon when I get back from the boot sale. If I'm back before 2.00 pm you will know I got wet!!:rotfl:

Cheers all, handy.

swanfan02

Good morning everyone

Numpty_Monkey

Good morning all

swanfan02

Message from Niddy earlier, "DD is very bad they cut through her stomach from her pelvic bone to her braline, about 30 cm...she is pulling through & showing signs of improvement but she is still poorly"

Geebee

Good morning everyone... Coffee and Danish' ready!.

Erme

Hope I've gotten this right..another little nap and now breakkie...did you get my PM handy? Got kirk this am...soooo hungry..:p...

anyone want some?

Anyhow have a good day....

Offskie now on my virtual skies

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Erme

No I missed it by one so here it is again


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Geebee