NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

handyman123_2

Good Evening to all, handy here.
3Dogs have a good time on your Hols, don't do anything Handy wouldn't :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:. Reminds me of a story about Edinburgh Castle, some back streets and a Pole Dancer!:eek:

Handy has his first money saving tip, try your local Morrisons if they have them look for a CD case in the electrical section. ALCATEL VM621i pay as you go on Virgin, Camera, Bluetooth MP3. Clearance price £10.00 price at till £7.98 :j

I got 3. One as a Christmas prezzy for GD. and 2 for car boot for @15.00 ea. should go OK.

Doing a handy spag bog tonight for me and my dogs. Bonnie the old border terrier needs bathing first as she has rolled in something horrible.
She thinks its luverly Canine No 9. :eek:

Now wheres the dog shampoo and a clothes peg for my nose!:rotfl::rotfl:

solventsoon

Very quick visit to wish 3Dogs a brilliant holiday, I'm sure you'll have a fabulous time:j:j

Back later to catch up with everyone else - Handy, that story sounds interesting:rotfl:

handyman123_2

NTN7 members where are we all tonight!. Mind you I was thinking about stowing away in 3Dogs car boot myself. I've just found Fred in flagrante with Wilma on page 2. Randy little Fred just won't stay put.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I have a good excuse for not being on duty tonight.
1. 45 mins on phone to Mrs Handy.
2. Used a glass of red wine in spag bog and it will go off by morning if not used up.:rotfl::rotfl: Yum luverly drop of Cabernet Sauvignon Shiraz.:j
3. carnt trype probarebly.

Cheers all, handy will look in on fred in a while to see if he is behaving.

To any lurkers reading this thread, please feel free to post and say hello.
We are a silly lot here, but we don't bite and we do try to keep an important message going.

Beware of the Trolls, don't leave the forum. People here can and do help. Just read Panias message, that's why we are here. We also have a lot of fun and banter while dealing with our own not problems.

Thank you all,:beer: are on me.

handyman123_2

Hi from handy, don't feed the trolls. They taste better Raw. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Nargleblast

Trolls may well taste better raw but they don't half give you the bellyache!

Am having a quick look round the threads before turning in for the night.

Have a good trip 3Dogs and Mr 3Dogs and see you when you get back.

Handy - enjoy the vino, love a nice glass or two of red myself.

Good vibes, kind thoughts, love and good wishes to Niddy and family at this awful time.

boultdj

Have a nice time 3dog's.

solventsoon

Evening all
Night duty reporting for action:D

Raw trolls - recipe for indigestion I reckon, much better spit roasted with an apple in one end and some herbs in the other, I'll leave you to decide which end has the apple:D

Handy - if you're still conscious, hope you enjoyed the wine, what happened to tonight's story that you tempted us with earlier, hope MIL is improving and that Mrs H is getting some rest now.

Nargle - bl00dy cold callers should be strung up by a delicate part of their anatomy:mad::mad:

3Dogs and Mr 3Dogs - have a wonderful time

Hi boultdj - bit quiet on here this evening, thanks for rescuing Fred again

Off to do the NSD update now, back later to check on Fred

IF

Hello 3Dogs, wishing you all the best for your holiday and Mr 3Dogs too........hope his tooth is okay lol x

Think the Jack's are organising a party while your away!!:eek::rotfl:

Already phoning their friends!!:D:p

boultdj

Is it to early to chain Fred? I'm normal asleep by now so not sure what time he normaly get's tied up.

handyman123_2

Hi Spoon I'm still here, frustrated as heck and I don't mean that in a hormonal way. Grandma Handy was finally diagnosed with dimensia today. Mrs Handy is dead on her feet dealing with it. 3 options given put up and shut up, Care home, or ward for geriatric medicine. GP recons life expectancy of 3 days to 1 week if sent there.

How we treat our people, sorry going to have a political rant now.
Log out or close ears.

I'm sorry to have trained young squaddies to have gone to fight in an immoral conflict that has nothing really to do with us. On the news today was a young soldier with one leg, soon to lose second who can't get DLA cos he can walk 400 mtrs.
And Grandma Handy who lost Her Hubby in WW2 Mrs Handy's dad who was shot in Greece, protecting Italians from the SS.

This is how we treat our folks. What is up with us we live in the 22nd Century, have we not escaped the stone age yet.

I had a PM from a new poster today re: home address of a director of a well known DCA. Profile 0 posts? what am I to make of this?

Sos Folks, handy will be back to normal (of sorts) tomorrow, been a FUNNY SORT OF DAY.

Sorry for the Rant.:o