NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

Numpty_Monkey

BorassicLint wrote: »

Oh my god that's why it took me so long:o:p:p:p:p Thanks numpty - what took me 8 hours today will in future only take me 3 minutes:T

(Don't forget the big roundabout at Hyde Park Corner on your way to Victoria coach station or we might not hear from you next week):p;)

Tell the coach driver that

BorassicLint

handyman123 wrote: »

Hey Borrasic, not really my joke, one I pinched from Paul Shane (Hi Di Hi) 20 years ago. I knew them all Bobby Knut, Charlie Brown, Marti Kane, Duggie Brown. I was trying my luck at the same time they were famous. I used to sit at the back of the club's they were in and make notes on beermats. Recycling is all the rage, handy's been doing it with joke's for years.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Do you want to hear a good true howler.

Some old mates of Lord Hoorays called this evening to pay there respects.
I went onto the terrace to tell Lady H where I had left the car keys.
We started talking about how accident prone Lord H was. She said Handy you should write a book about your life here at Hooray Hall and all of Lord H's exploits. I nearly choked. It's just yesterday she asked if I could get her some financial advice from that Martin Lewis thingy that your always on about.

I'm going to have to crash her laptop again just incase she remembers how to turn it on.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Warmest regards, Handy the peeper!:eek:

Nite Handy

BorassicLint

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Tell the coach driver that

Aaahh so you're not driving up (or down as the case may be) now we get to the nitty gritty, you have the cheek to mock my driving but you are not even going to drive up to London!! How VERY DARE YOU!!!

(OOOppss there should have been a vicky pollard piccie here but it didn't come out and I can't be !!!!!d to sort it)




And don't you dare say yeah but no but yeah but NO!!!

Have a good trip anyway;)

Tixy

Quick save and BUMP

handyman123_2

Hi folks, having difficulty typing. with just one eye. called into give fred a bump and bent down to tie my shoe lace [STRIKE]near the door[/STRIKE]
don't know what happen'd. From somewhere found a lump of chewing gum.



Off to get some optrex and an eye patch. Dad always said it would ruin my eyesight. I said that's all right I'll risk one eye.:rotfl::rotfl:

Cheers all, handy.

solventsoon

handyman123 wrote: »

Hey Borrasic, not really my joke, one I pinched from Paul Shane (Hi Di Hi) 20 years ago. I knew them all Bobby Knut, Charlie Brown, Marti Kane, Duggie Brown. I was trying my luck at the same time they were famous. I used to sit at the back of the club's they were in and make notes on beermats. Recycling is all the rage, handy's been doing it with joke's for years.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Do you want to hear a good true howler.

Some old mates of Lord Hoorays called this evening to pay there respects.
I went onto the terrace to tell Lady H where I had left the car keys.
We started talking about how accident prone Lord H was. She said Handy you should write a book about your life here at Hooray Hall and all of Lord H's exploits. I nearly choked. It's just yesterday she asked if I could get her some financial advice from that Martin Lewis thingy that your always on about.

I'm going to have to crash her laptop again just incase she remembers how to turn it on.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Warmest regards, Handy the peeper!:eek:

Handy, you're going to have to sabotage Lady H's laptop or you're rumbled:eek::eek:

Love the tale about the hypnotist - you really should be on the stage you know

Nargleblast

Good evening all, on night shift tonight but have a few moments to catch up. Fingers and everything else crossed for Niddy and family.

3Dogs - the countdown to your holiday starts here - on yer marks, get set, get packing! Bring us a stick of rock back!

handyman123_2

solventsoon wrote: »

Handy, you're going to have to sabotage Lady H's laptop or you're rumbled:eek::eek:

Love the tale about the hypnotist - you really should be on the stage you know

Spoon Just look into my eyes.


Honest, when Lady H was on about me writing a book, I almost choked. She doesn't have much of a sense of humour, most things go straight over her head. Now Lord H would have PHSL:rotfl::rotfl:

I am doing my best to keep my Karma right under the circumstances. A few years ago I was very firey temper'd. There is humour to be found in the very worst of situations. As Captain Scott said when Oates left the tent saying I may be gone quite some time. Scott said he won't be long it's flippin freezing out there.:rotfl::rotfl:

Cheers all, handy.

handyman123_2

Night all, Spoon when I snap my fingers! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
I once tried some of the Paul Mckenna videos didn't stop me from smoking but gave me the best most relaxing Kip's I have ever had. Each time I played the tape I was asleep in 30 seconds. Couldn't understand it, I like Paul Mckenna I don't find him boring at all.:rotfl::rotfl:

Cheers, handy.

3Dogs

Nargleblast wrote: »

Good evening all, on night shift tonight but have a few moments to catch up. Fingers and everything else crossed for Niddy and family.

3Dogs - the countdown to your holiday starts here - on yer marks, get set, get packing! Bring us a stick of rock back!

Edinburgh Rock? It's much differen to normal rock

Well I'm off to my bed - Spoon, it's up to you to chain up ol' Fred

Nite Nite NTN7ers - sleep well - we are getting up at 5.45 am to go and actually DO a car boot this week :eek: Mind you, I am leaving hubbie to it at 9.45 am as I have my beauty/hair appointment and I NEED that