NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

3Dogs

I have reported it, Wishes


Handy, oh you silly sausage you!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

BorassicLint

Handy - you are something else, honestly I don't know where you get it all from and anyway it might not be just for the lads, each to their own an' all that:o:rotfl::rotfl:

handyman123_2

Handy can do serious, sometimes.
Numpty check your emails.:)

When I was sent to Weymouth to do an Engineers Assault Support Boat Coxwains Course. The first thing they made you do was row a bath tub across the river Fleet onto Chesil beach. The River flows at @ 20 miles an hour. We had a Sergant that thought he was John Wayne. "Right lads row over like Foxtrot, and hit the other beach hard!" 6 of us 20 minutes continual rowing against the current and we did'nt get ten feet away from the bank. 1/2 and hour later we made it totally nockerd. Follow me lads I said, we crawled out of the bath tub dropped to our knees and began slapping the pebbles, shouting at the top of our voices "Bad Beach Naughty Beach":rotfl:

The Sergant said Handy I'll have words with you later.:mad:
Its no wonder it took me 6 years to make Corporal.

Cheers, see you all later, handy.

BorassicLint

Gonna say goodnight to you all now as I have to be up early tomorrow. Another day of a lot of driving so need some decent sleep, it's a lot cooler here and a breeze so hopefully a comfortable night.

Happy trollzapping and don't stay up too late!!;) G'nite.

IF

never-in-doubt wrote: »

Hi ifwishes, ive commented on it but that is his opinion - we cannot all bulk report someone if we don't feel the same.

To me, i'd have ignored that remark and clicked to a new thread, but some other people may agree with it so offensive remarks don't always get removed or actioned cos they may not be offensive to everyone..

What i'm kinda saying is we'll go find them if there are any out there, no need to post them on here cos a lot of people won't find the same remark offensive that you may have done, so instead of giving the rude person the privilidge of visiting his thread, best to ignore them and they will get bored and stop posting rubbish...

Make sense...

I won't ask here again sorry x

Best wishes
If...x

3Dogs

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handyman123_2

Open a window someone, this ****** lappy's going to go through it. I can still seem to run everything. I keep getting error, script, and update messages. It wont let me install, delete or ***** change anything:mad::mad::mad: My heads a shed. In the old days pre jurassic if all else failed you could back up, type the format C:> command and nuke the blessed hard drive:j Then put it all back on in a few hours. Oh the happy hours handy has spent till 4 am putting widows 3.2 back on because someone in the office was nosey and hit the wrong key.

Rant over for now. If I cant get it sorted by the weekend then it is going to PC World, I have a feeling that there Tech Guys will earn every penny of the £80.00 they quoted.

Pass handy a chill pill someone, the scrumpy has run out!:)

Laters, handy.

(Erme note handy's trying to talk chav).:)

handyman123_2

handyman123 wrote: »

The Sergant said Handy I'll have words with you later.:mad:
Its no wonder it took me 6 years to make Corporal

This reminds me of my mate, Richard (dicky) Hart. Who when on parade in front of the Regimental Sargent Major, got poked in the chest by the RSM's swagger stick. The RSM said " Sapper (private in the Royal Engineers) do you know that there is a piece of !!!!!! on the end of my stick". Dicky replied not on my end there isnt Sargent Major":eek::eek:.

Also reminds me of when Maggot and myself did our Corporals course, we were the oldes two candidates in the British Army, more like Corporal Jones than proffesional soldiers ( god help the taliban:rotfl:) After two sober weeks they let us loose for a beer or 10.
Next morning the very worse for wear we were inspected by a 2nd leiutenant who we called dip and dazzle because of his ill fitting Army issue glass eye. When exited the pupil would rotate going from cross eyed to a blank white orb, one eye would then inspect the other to make shure it was behaving.

When it was my turn to be inspected he asked "Handy where should your cap badge be". "Over my left eye Sahh" I said. I could allready see the funny side. "Well why isnt it over your left eye like mine is" he said. Handy kept a straight face while the other 19 men in the squad cracked up in giggles and sniggers. Someone at the back, I think it might have been Maggot murmered loud enough for all to hear, but his is back in Aldershot:eek:.

We were'nt being cruel, gallows humour is like that. Dip and Dazzle got his own back, Handy and Maggot were running around the parade ground in full kit, guns held above our heads for 3 hours, shouting at the tops of our voices "I am a Pratt".

Nothing changes. Cheers, handy.:)

never-in-doubt

Handy you're funny - never failt to crack me up!

solventsoon

Handy - you're on top form tonight, love the glass eye:rotfl:

'night all, early start for me tomorrow and I need my beauty sleep:eek: