NOTICE TO NEWCOMERS - Part 7 !!!!!!!

3Dogs

handyman123 wrote: »

Before anyone asks, Yes handyman had and still has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

OK so you've got a 3 1/2 inch floppy, but how big is your hard ..................................... drive, Handy?

Tixy

3Dogs

Tixy wrote: »

Ahhhhhh - very cute - is that how you feel Tixy?

Tixy

3Dogs wrote: »

Ahhhhhh - very cute - is that how you feel Tixy?

Yep, time for bed, as my keyboard doesn't really look that comfy!

Goodnight all

3Dogs

Nite Tixy - sleep well

I think there's just me and Niddy online on here at the moment but expect Spoon will be around soon ....................... mmmmm .... me thinks me is talking to myself .... not a good sign ...... 3Dogs slopes off the page while no-one is looking Back later

handyman123_2

3Dogs wrote: »

OK so you've got a 3 1/2 inch floppy, but how big is your hard ..................................... drive, Handy?

Not that big! can you remember when 24 megabyte was massive?

I got drunk one christmas when I was supposed to collect a turkey, when I got to the butchers they only had one left and it was alive!:eek: I said thaas ok Ill take it. The butcher put it in a carrier bag. The Turkey stuck its wings through the handles and its feet through the bottom of the bag. In fact it wore it like a waistcoat.:rotfl:
As it was walking along side me, I said les go for another drinks.
When I was in the pub, I was sat at table eating a bag of crisps, the turkey was on the floor at my feet. As I took another swig of scrumpy, the turkey stuck its head up from between my legs and pinched a crisp.

Two old girls were sat accross from me one turned to the other and asked did you see that? the other old girl said you've seen one of those before? yes she said but not one that could eat crisps.:rotfl:

Cheers handy.

3Dogs

That's a good 'un Handy :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

handyman123_2

Well its goodnight from me, and goodnight from ? me!

I have had an intersesting evening trying to sort out my laptop. Nothing seems to get rid of the problem, I'm getting paranoid, Erme I may need your councilling. Seem like I will have to go to the last resort, throw the blessed thing through the window. Or do a full re-install.

3Dogs if you wonder where the inspiration for some of the jokes come from, I was a fan of Bob (marmite) Monkhouse. Who as part of his act would ask for a subject and then come up with a joke. If he couldnt he would manipulate the subject around to one of his choice. Handy's memory for the important things is carp. But I will allways remember a good un!

Night all, see you in the morning, handy.

handyman123_2

ifwisheswerehorses... wrote: »

OOPs cant go to bed yet, new page time for another notice.
Newcomers and all stalkers please you are welcome to drop by and say hello. Trolls and Spammer's at your own risk.

3Dogs

handyman123 wrote: »

3Dogs if you wonder where the inspiration for some of the jokes come from, I was a fan of Bob (marmite) Monkhouse. Who as part of his act would ask for a subject and then come up with a joke. If he couldnt he would manipulate the subject around to one of his choice. Handy's memory for the important things is carp. But I will allways remember a good un!

Some people thought Bob Monkhouse was false - all false with forced jokes and no ad-libbing - but I have met him and he's a great laugh - as you say, he could make a joke out of anything - the finest ad-libber out there, the best of his day - he pcke up on the smallest thing and never forgot a name or detail - he did have a 'joke book' as he was terrified of forgetting a good joke - genuine bloke

Nite Handy, hope you can get your lappy sorted out - i know what a loss it is when it's out of action, especially now we have found MSE & DFW & NTN7!!!!