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The Bankrupt Inn - Part 7

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  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    too late!!!!!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:
  • sizzler
    sizzler Posts: 5,094 Forumite
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    Hi everyone just popped in to say hi.

    quick joke:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    A widowed Jewish lady, middle aged and still in good shape, was
    >> sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Ft. Myers , Florida
    >>
    >>
    >> She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good
    >>
    >> shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near
    >>
    >> hers and began reading a book.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with
    >>
    >> him. "How are you today?"
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned
    >>
    >> back to his book.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she
    >>
    >> asked.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> "First time since my wife passed away 2 years
    >>
    >> ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> "I am sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three
    >>
    >> years ago and it is very lonely,"she countered.
    >>
    >> "Do you live around here?" She asked.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ," he answered,
    >>
    >> and again he resumed reading.
    >>
    >> Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,
    >>
    >> "Do you like !!!!! cats?"
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her
    >>
    >> blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most
    >>
    >> passionate lovemaking of her life.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and
    >>
    >> asked the man, "How did you know that was what I
    >>
    >> wanted?"
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> The man replied. "How did you know my name was
    >>
    >> Katz?"
  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
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    :eek: sizz!

    :wave: hiya mate :) hope you're well? am sleeeeepy x
  • curly04
    curly04 Posts: 7,247 Forumite
    hi sizzler

    right everyone bed time

    speak soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Total Weight Loss - 28lb and counting
    AD 17/11/2010
  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    night night curly wurly, speak tomorrow! sweet dreams x
  • curly04
    curly04 Posts: 7,247 Forumite
    you too huni

    email me :D
    Total Weight Loss - 28lb and counting
    AD 17/11/2010
  • confused76
    confused76 Posts: 12,680 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    will do :D
  • Falze
    Falze Posts: 872 Forumite
    Just putting the Inn back in the front page.
    I'm no expert, but i'll give you my opinion, my support and my experience. Its all i have.


    Delcared BR 28th May'10 - Married 30th April'11 - Auto Discharged 28th May'11 - Life Changing
  • Angiepange
    Angiepange Posts: 3,521 Forumite
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    Hi all

    Just a quick pop in to say hello. Hope everyone's well?

    I am off to my Mums soon for a few days with my DD. Just need a break away from these 4 walls for a while and it will be nice to spend some time with her and DD.

    She has promised us some retail therapy so looking forward to that :) and no doubt will have a meal out, yay :)

    Will say goodbye and hope to catch up with you all soon.

    Love especially to If, Curls and Conf :A might still be on fb, Mum wants a lesson on it :D

    Byeeeee xxx
  • curly04
    curly04 Posts: 7,247 Forumite
    Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Total Weight Loss - 28lb and counting
    AD 17/11/2010
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