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The Bankrupt Inn - Part 7
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philnicandamy wrote: »dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
too late!!!!!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl:0 -
Hi everyone just popped in to say hi.
quick joke:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
A widowed Jewish lady, middle aged and still in good shape, was
>> sunbathing on a most deserted beach at Ft. Myers , Florida
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>> She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good
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>> shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near
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>> hers and began reading a book.
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>> Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with
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>> him. "How are you today?"
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>> "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned
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>> back to his book.
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>> "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she
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>> asked.
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>> "First time since my wife passed away 2 years
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>> ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
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>> "I am sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three
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>> years ago and it is very lonely,"she countered.
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>> "Do you live around here?" She asked.
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>> "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ," he answered,
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>> and again he resumed reading.
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>> Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,
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>> "Do you like !!!!! cats?"
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>> With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her
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>> blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most
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>> passionate lovemaking of her life.
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>> When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and
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>> asked the man, "How did you know that was what I
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>> wanted?"
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>> The man replied. "How did you know my name was
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>> Katz?"0 -
:eek: sizz!
:wave: hiya matehope you're well? am sleeeeepy x
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hi sizzler
right everyone bed time
speak soon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxTotal Weight Loss - 28lb and countingAD 17/11/20100 -
night night curly wurly, speak tomorrow! sweet dreams x0
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you too huni
email meTotal Weight Loss - 28lb and countingAD 17/11/20100 -
will do0
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Just putting the Inn back in the front page.I'm no expert, but i'll give you my opinion, my support and my experience. Its all i have.
Delcared BR 28th May'10 - Married 30th April'11 - Auto Discharged 28th May'11 - Life Changing0 -
Hi all
Just a quick pop in to say hello. Hope everyone's well?
I am off to my Mums soon for a few days with my DD. Just need a break away from these 4 walls for a while and it will be nice to spend some time with her and DD.
She has promised us some retail therapy so looking forward to thatand no doubt will have a meal out, yay
Will say goodbye and hope to catch up with you all soon.
Love especially to If, Curls and Conf :A might still be on fb, Mum wants a lesson on it
Byeeeee xxx0 -
HelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooTotal Weight Loss - 28lb and countingAD 17/11/20100
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