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  • spud30
    spud30 Posts: 16,872 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    I hope hubby is involved.:eek: ;) You know that the jolly old thing is good for getting things moving!!

    I tried everything to get started with my DD.

    Pineapple, nookie, curry, long walk, castor oil _pale_

    She came out when she was good and ready, and she still does things in her own sweet time now :rolleyes:
    Is it better to aim for the stars and hit a tree or aim for a tree and land in its branches :think:
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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Hmmm, that's just like my DS.....didn't want to come out....still has to be dragged out of bed in a morning.....
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Snaggles wrote: »
    I'm frantically doing my pelvic floor exercises as we speak! ;) :eek: :rotfl:

    Don't forget the mountains!

    Control%20Balance.jpg
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • System
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    ZTD wrote: »
    Don't forget the mountains!

    Control%20Balance.jpg

    Is that you Z? Mountains?
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    Is that you Z? Mountains?

    For the full effect on your pelvic floor, not only do you have to:
    • adopt that stupid pose
    • Wear a purple top so your face turning puce just looks like a reflection, and not your face turning puce.
    • Do it in such close proximity to water that if you're careless you'll fall in and drown.

    but you have to do it with tree-covered mountains in the background.

    Any deviation from this plan will lead to incontinence - and you'll have nobody but yourself to blame...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • System
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    ZTD wrote: »
    .

    Any deviation from this plan will lead to incontinence - and you'll have nobody but yourself to blame...

    Am I to take it that Bunny did not heed this advice?
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  • hypno06
    hypno06 Posts: 32,296 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    For the full effect on your pelvic floor, not only do you have to:
    • adopt that stupid pose
    • Wear a purple top so your face turning puce just looks like a reflection, and not your face turning puce.
    • Do it in such close proximity to water that if you're careless you'll fall in and drown.

    but you have to do it with tree-covered mountains in the background.

    Any deviation from this plan will lead to incontinence - and you'll have nobody but yourself to blame...

    I wish someone had given ME that advice 12 years ago :rotfl:
    Successful women can still have their feet on the ground. They just wear better shoes. (Maud Van de Venne)
    Life begins at the end of your comfort zone (Neale Donald Walsch)
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    Am I to take it that Bunny did not heed this advice?

    Sounds like loads of people didn't heed this advice. It's all in the mountains...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • System
    System Posts: 178,355 Community Admin
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    ZTD wrote: »
    Sounds like loads of people didn't heed this advice. It's all in the mountains...

    Mountains? The penny drops, "NOw he sees the light, now he sees the light"
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    Mountains? The penny drops, "NOw he sees the light, now he sees the light"

    A penny dropped now, is worth a lifetime of spending a penny.
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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