Black stuff on car - I'm going to sue

jd87

Jst been out to my car and noticed this fine layer of black muck on it, looks a bit like volcanic ash. Its going to be a pain to get off and I shouldnt have to pay for the cleaning. I only get £2000 benefits a week i cant afford this. Im goin down the dss tomorrow and i'm going to sue if they dont sort it out. i want compo.

Zinger549

Who do you plan to sue, God. Billy Connolly did that, don't know if he was successful though.

paulofessex

jd87 wrote: »

Jst been out to my car and noticed this fine layer of black muck on it, looks a bit like volcanic ash. Its going to be a pain to get off and I shouldnt have to pay for the cleaning. I only get £2000 benefits a week i cant afford this. Im goin down the dss tomorrow and i'm going to sue if they dont sort it out. i want compo.

Now now, never look a gift horse in the mouth (odd saying but hey) why not collect the dust, bottle it and sell it on Ebay.

If you can collect enough and perhaps make a mould you could make a killing making and selling these. Ebay Item - Volcanic Rock

focae

jd87 wrote: »

Jst been out to my car and noticed this fine layer of black muck on it, looks a bit like volcanic ash. Its going to be a pain to get off and I shouldnt have to pay for the cleaning. I only get £2000 benefits a week i cant afford this. Im goin down the dss tomorrow and i'm going to sue if they dont sort it out. i want compo.

I heard it's come from Iceland......But I wouldn't bother chasing them, Gordie's first in the queue and they told him where to get off!

gordikin

focae wrote: »

I heard it's come from Iceland......But I wouldn't bother chasing them, Gordie's first in the queue and they told him where to get off!

Iceland?...they sell frozen stuff...I don't think you can claim if you've allowed it to thaw out.

sarahg1969

You could try suing Kerry Katona, but you'll be at the end of a long line of people waiting for their cash.

Taiko

Something must've been lost in translation when you asked them for more cash.

pulliptears

jd87 wrote: »

Jst been out to my car and noticed this fine layer of black muck on it, looks a bit like volcanic ash. Its going to be a pain to get off and I shouldnt have to pay for the cleaning. I only get £2000 benefits a week i cant afford this. Im goin down the dss tomorrow and i'm going to sue if they dont sort it out. i want compo.

pssst
Ash is grey
Good luck

olias

Don't bother suing Iceland, they're bankrupt aren't they!

Olias

travis.b

yeh their volcano came just at the wrong time really!!!

jd87

Hmm clearly I need to work on my attempted social commentary/trolling.