Jocs Cymraeg

pavlovs_dog
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dwi wedi bod yn chwilio am jocs Cymraeg i ddweud wrth fy nisgyblion yn yr ysgol. So' rhain yn addas i rhannu gyda nhw ond maen nhw wedi gwneud i fi chwerhin felly dwi'n gobeithio byddan nhw'n codi gwen ar wyneb pobl eraill 'fyd.

Mwynhewch :D

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Nain un or plant yn clywed hyn, ac yn deud -

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  • alison99_2
    alison99_2 Posts: 664 Forumite
    I am so ashamed to say I have no idea what you just said. :o
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  • pavlovs_dog
    pavlovs_dog Posts: 10,215 Forumite
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    They are Welsh language jokes. Normally funny stuff goes in the arms but these are all word-play jokes that require a knowledge of the Welsh language to appreciate the humour.
    know thyself
    Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus...
  • cake21
    cake21 Posts: 1,039 Forumite
    Just about to go to my Welsh lesson - will take these along and ask for an explanation :D
  • viv0147
    viv0147 Posts: 1,709 Forumite
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    I've been looking for Welsh jokes to tell my pupils at the school. So These are suitable for sharing with them but they've made me chwerhin so I hope they raise a smile on the face of others' worlds. Thats the first part
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  • pavlovs_dog
    pavlovs_dog Posts: 10,215 Forumite
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    viv0147 wrote: »
    I've been looking for Welsh jokes to tell my pupils at the school. So These are suitable for sharing with them but they've made me chwerhin so I hope they raise a smile on the face of others' worlds. Thats the first part

    not quite... I HAVE been looking for jokes to share with my pupils at school but these most certainly AREN't suitable for sharing with them, either because the language is too complex for them or the content is not suitable.
    know thyself
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  • rchlbentley
    rchlbentley Posts: 445 Forumite
    Be oedd enw y dyn o Japan oedd wedi time-travellio ir gorffenal mewn camgymeriad? ...... Sityr Fukgeshima

    Iesu oedd hwn yn dda :T Diolch yn fawr am rhanu:rotfl:
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