I don't want to pay tax on my hard earned cash 7 April 2010 at 10:15AM in Stoozing: free cash from credit cards 8 replies 1.8K views

speaker1798

I have had a cash business since i was 18 and have never paid any tax on my earnings.

It's now got to the point where my £40's are piling up in my bedroom in my shoe boxes. Now i want to buy a house/car and all of a sudden i have to prove my income and show accounts.

Is there any way i can get away with this without paying tax. It's not as if i'm as big as Pablo Escabar.

I need advice quick, otherwise my dream of a Ferrari 430 and a house in the countryside will be a distant dream once the taxman tracks me down.

Advice needed urgently.

CannyJock

Are you registered as self employed? Are you paying class 2 NIC? Are you renting at the moment, living with parents or in a secure unit? Are you doing self assessment returns but not declaring your total income? What age are you now? What's your actual income been for the past 6 years?

You do know that there's no such thing as a £40 note don't you? Sounds like you've been given a pile of duff currency. Where are you getting a house/car from? Is it a Transformer car?

Why do you need the advice urgently? Is someone coming round the ward with your meds?

9217niall

Maybe you should start being a bit more honest and paying taxes like everyone is supposed to...

nomoneytoday

I suspect the post is a wind up

Paul_Herring

CannyJock wrote: »

Is it a Transformer car?

More like a Tonka I'd guess.

LongTermLurker

CannyJock wrote: »

Are you registered as self employed? Are you paying class 2 NIC? Are you renting at the moment, living with parents or in a secure unit?

lol you've made my night CJ :rotfl:

rogue_elements

good on you sir but i think the problem is that you are being asked for income but the simple thing is LIE? right? declare the very minimum you can to get approved a loan (is that what you are trying, a loan for your car???) if not what you can do is save your cash until you can buy the car with cash.

if you declare the mimimum you can get away with you wont be taxed much
or i guess what you can do is say that you receive money from friends and not from a work related source.

safc118

If your so rich bite the bullet and PAY YOUR TAX THAT YOU OWE!!!

if your a tax avoider don't post on a public forum and talk to Lord Ashcroft and try and claim NON DOM stauts

hermanmunster_3

The Inland Revenue detector vans and tracking you down at this very moment... they can smell the cash!