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just for fun 'posh' job titles

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2 April 2010 at 8:35PM in Small biz MoneySaving

we are moving our business to a large factory, and we all started thinking about various job titles for ourselves etc and having a bit of a laugh with it..

so thought it might be a bit of a laugh on here..

one of the job titles we came up with was

nutritional logtistics manager.... the person in charge of going to the chippie/bakers for our food:D

so feel free to join in with some wired and wonderfull 'posh' job titles:rotfl:

Work to live= not live to work

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jellybaby21 Posts: 268 Forumite

3 April 2010 at 11:00AM

What a great post!

Here's one -

Antioxident and tanin events co-ordinator = tea boy!

:rotfl:

Hmmm will add up debt and stick on on later!
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lincroft1710 Posts: 18,636 Forumite

3 April 2010 at 4:39PM

Portal security administrator - bouncer

If you are querying your Council Tax band would you please state whether you are in England, Scotland or Wales
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DKLS Posts: 13,461 Forumite

6 April 2010 at 9:52AM

Underwater ceramic technician - Pot washer

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carerof3 Posts: 92 Forumite

6 April 2010 at 11:13AM

A friend of mine always says he is a "distribution executive" (lorry driver!)

My two sons & I all have an Autistic Spectrum Disorder.
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kinglewis121 Posts: 147 Forumite

6 April 2010 at 12:41PM

Colour Technician - Hair dyer ! (?) lol

:jEmpire Stores - [STRIKE]2400[/STRIKE] - [STRIKE]1900[/STRIKE] - [STRIKE]1230[/STRIKE] - [STRIKE]780 [/STRIKE]
:mad: Natwest Fighting Back for 450 in charges
:mad: Three - [STRIKE]150[/STRIKE] x !!!!!! ALL GONE !
" If your going through hell keep going "
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cirrusmp Posts: 247 Forumite

6 April 2010 at 2:08PM edited 6 September 2011 at 8:09PM

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fuzzball172 Posts: 347 Forumite

6 April 2010 at 10:01PM

Centralised communications manager - switchboard operator
decontamination operative - cleaner
Freelance solutions executive - dogsbody

Beer meter E[.\.......]F
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lolly1981 Posts: 746 Forumite

7 April 2010 at 12:31PM

domestic engineer - housewife/husband

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newleaf Posts: 3,132 Forumite

7 April 2010 at 3:00PM

Seen in town yesterday, a Traffic Warden in his ridiculous new uniform. Emblazoned across the back it had 'Civil Enforcement Officer (Parking)'.

Official DFW Nerd No 096 - Proud to have dealt with my debt!
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