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I really need to sell my house quick time

Hi All,

My name is Andy

I heard of thid site from a friend, so just saying hello first.

I really need to sell my house quick time!

I have decided to buy a house in Barbados, I have family !out there,

My Mum was born there and my dad worked out there for many years, that's
how they met. I am quite lucky as my Uncle Win, has a bar near a place called
Holetown; have you heard of it?

It's a nice part of the Island where you get a real sunset and when I say real,
I mean breath taking man!

So, as you can see I am really eager to sell my house, I am not really bothered about
the conveyancing fees, but I do want to sell the place quick.

I need the cash to buy my own Yard when I settle down if ya get me.

And if anyone out there undertsands me...

De sea ain't got nuh back door man!

A.
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  • joolsybools
    joolsybools Posts: 1,595 Forumite
    Probable troll, but if you are really desparete to sell fast then cut by 50%. That should do the job.
  • arps wrote: »
    Hi All,

    My name is Andy

    I heard of thid site from a friend, so just saying hello first.

    I really need to sell my house quick time!

    I have decided to buy a house in Barbados, I have family !out there,

    My Mum was born there and my dad worked out there for many years, that's
    how they met. I am quite lucky as my Uncle Win, has a bar near a place called
    Holetown; have you heard of it?

    It's a nice part of the Island where you get a real sunset and when I say real,
    I mean breath taking man!

    So, as you can see I am really eager to sell my house, I am not really bothered about
    the conveyancing fees, but I do want to sell the place quick.

    I need the cash to buy my own Yard when I settle down if ya get me.

    And if anyone out there undertsands me...

    De sea ain't got nuh back door man!

    A.

    Hi there Andy,

    That takes me back to my childhood, we used to visit turtle bay and go snorkling - you can see so many colourfish in Barbados.

    Its funny the locals can speak pure English - I mean they actually put the English to shame lol

    Anyway, I noticed that you are looking to sell your house / property, but are looking for a quick sale.

    There is a website I know of www.smartcheapconveyancing.co.uk the site has only recently been put up, but to give you heads up, they are part of a larger group.

    Anyway, if you are looking for cheap conveyancing then these guys do it the smart way. They are not only cheap, but they are really quick too...

    They use all that fancy computer stuff, and get things moving quick time!

    I have a mate that has just sold their house through basically the same people and the completed in under 4 weeks, how's that for fast..

    I gotta gel but check the site dude :beer:
  • joolsybools
    joolsybools Posts: 1,595 Forumite
    Sure JamesBlue, do you post on Gumtree as well?

    :spam::spam::spam:er :D
  • Hi,

    I have just been to that site,

    Pretty cool site, Lexcel winners 7 years in a row. Whoever Lexcel are.

    Don't they make cars or sommin?

    Anyway they have a free phone number on site so I will call them in Mo.

    Thanks for your help - know of any other sites?

    A.
  • rsykes2000
    rsykes2000 Posts: 2,494 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    spam-tastic thread this. Well done JB and your alter-ego arps:)
    However not well done for being so obviously spammers.
  • Sure JamesBlue, do you post on Gumtree as well?

    That's very nice - I just gave this guy some help, and you start on me...

    You shouldn't judge people with your own inadiquacies mate! :(
  • rsykes2000
    rsykes2000 Posts: 2,494 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    JamesBlue wrote: »
    That's very nice - I just gave this guy some help, and you start on me...

    You shouldn't judge people with your own inadiquacies mate! :(

    Seriously, you're too obvious a spammer. Give it up.
  • rsykes2000 wrote: »
    Seriously, you're too obvious a spammer. Give it up.

    Yeah, right, and you are obviously a really nasty person who has nothing better to do with his time than to be nasty and horrid to folks. :(

    I have always regarded this site as a quality site where you post quality helpful advice. How do you do this when on every street corner there's a bully!!!

    How eh? :T
  • rsykes2000
    rsykes2000 Posts: 2,494 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    arps is clearly set up solely for you to advertise the site you mention above. I bet if the people that run this site were to compare the IP addresses you posted using both accounts, they would be identical :)
  • rsykes2000
    rsykes2000 Posts: 2,494 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    'Nasty and horrid' :D
    Actually James, and I do apologise for dragging it out over the last few posts, as I should have looked closer before, YOU ARE A SPAMMER and arps is you posting under another name.
    You have been utterly found out, just because you are stupid.
    You advertise smartcheapblah above.
    They are a site run by A V Rillo.
    You mention AVR on 'your' website - jamesblue.co.uk.
    You know why I say 'your' ?
    Because the jamesblue site was set up by A V Rillo, as shown in the nominet DNS record : http://webwhois.nic.uk/cgi-bin/whois.cgi?query=jamesblue.co.uk&WHOIS+Submit.x=0&WHOIS+Submit.y=0
    This site here is non-advertising, take your spam and don't let the door hit your backside on the way out.
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