Grooms Speech - Original Jokes

hayleythedaisy

I'd just like to say a few words about my new wife, she is so amazing, she's beautiful, clever, king, caring and generous, nothing is ever too much trouble in fact she went to the trouble of writing my speech for me.

wanttogetwed

hayleythedaisy wrote: »

I'd just like to say a few words about my new wife, she is so amazing, she's beautiful, clever, king, caring and generous, nothing is ever too much trouble in fact she went to the trouble of writing my speech for me.

Like it hehe :rotfl:

shellsuit

I watched something were the groom was doing his speech and was presenting his new wife with the details of their honeymoon (say it was for Jamaica for example)

The best man stood up and said "Jamaica?! You said you were going to Bangor for a week!"

Very naughty, but it made me and OH laugh!

Naf20

Sammy85 wrote: »

I think my OH may make a slight reference to how we met which will make people laugh (he calls me his stalker!) but other than that i wouldnt want him cracking jokes.

How weird...this is exactly what my OH says!!!

Happy_Girl_2

Again, I heard it on one of those wedding programmes, but the Groom stood up and said something like "Hopefully this will be the last of a few times today where I've got off my seat with some paper in my hand!"

Reasonable subtle but it made me laugh