Notice to newcomers part 6!!!

Numpty_Monkey

Horace wrote: »

I am reporting for duty.I am sitting here trying to rack my brains as to where I left my business bank paying in book as I have some mystery shopping money to pay in and a cheque (also mystery shopping money)...it isnt in the usual places that i leave it either:mad:

Numpty you only hate badgers because one chomped your slipper.:rotfl:

I found my slipper:p
have you found your bank book:o check the fridge , i put allsorts in mine:o:o:o:o

solventsoon

3Dogs wrote: »

Well we were willing to go up to £75-100 for them so were very happy to get them for £26 plus commission !!! so we splashed out on 6 loganberry and 6 blackberry bushes - thornless ones - so looking forward to sitting on our 'new' settee eating mooler light ice cream with our own soft fruit in - mmmMMMMM

Great news, 3Dogs, an absolute bargain.:j

Numpty_Monkey wrote: »

Just had my "friends"from Maartians:p on the phone:(

Request to remove phone numbers and everything in writing ready to go:o
poor lad on the other end of the phone didn't know what hit him:D:rotfl:

I wish I had recorded it:o

Not again Numpty, what a pain in the ****

Tixy wrote: »

Not as dangerous as 2 large dogs can be to a badger though....

Very true Tixy.. can't blame badgers for getting some revenge when they can - not on your poor doggie though - glad she's on the mend:T

Hi to everyone else,
Sorry have been AWOL - went out last night to meet some long-lost friends and what was supposed to be a quick drink turned into a marathon - feeling a bit sorry for myself this morning:o:o:o. All chirpy again now and reporting for duty:)

Horace - fridge would be my bet - everything I "lose" always makes its way in there - I've found the milk bottle in some strange places as well:o

BL - it was sunny here this morning as well, gone all cloudy now:(

Tixy

IF

Hello all, hope your all well x;)

Found fred on page 2!!!:eek::eek::eek:

This made me smile today!!

Tixy

Hi If, hope you are well too.

Thanks for the bump, love the snooker playing dogs :rotfl:
(why is it I know my dog is more likely to try to eat a snooker ball rather than play snooker - she is not blessed in the brain's department!)

marleyboy

Geebee

3Dogs

Geebee wrote: »

You're really getting in to this now GeeBee aren't you - well done

That teddy is SO cute :T

Horace

The bank book still hasnt been found so I have stopped looking for it in the hope that it will appear..I am wondering how I can miss it..it is quite large being a business banking one its 3 times the size of the one for my personal bank:eek:

Its not in the fridge, no anywhere else obvious.

Nargleblast

Horace, you could try the dishwasher (if you have one) then the rubbish bin. This comes from personal experience of peeling veggies the other day. When I couldn't find the knife anywhere I looked in the rubbish bin and there it was, masquerading as veggie peelings. And guess what was in the dishwasher masquerading as a veggie knife? Yup, assorted veggie peelings. I wish inanimate objects would not keep doing that to me!