Postal, Text and Phone Competitions - Part 6

Jokey

In OH's Zoo magazine....

This is also on the main board for the email route, please check your thanks HERE before entering

Send us your Gags and get prizes!!

It doesn't actually specify what the next week's prize will be. It just tells you what joke of the week wins that particular week.
For example: This weeks joke of the week won 1 Day on DVD plus a recording session with Songmaker Recording Experience.


Just text in your jokes (& presumably your details) to:
07786 202 210 (Free, SNR apply)

Would just like to add, some of the jokes are ruthless and seriously crude (funny too) so I guess you can send in anything, as offensive as you want

Good Luck

Interesting Zoo fact of the week: Britain's Got Talent was originally titled 'Paul O'Grady's Got Talent' and a pilot was made, but the presenter left ITV to join Channel 4, so it was never turned into a full series! :cool:

Jokey

In OH's Zoo magazine....

The email route has been posted on the main board, so please check your thanks HERE before entering

To win prizes just send us your freaky pics and nonsense.

It doesn't actually specify what the next week's prize will be. It just tells you what Pic of the week wins that particular week.
For example: This weeks Pic of the Week won a Sony Digital Cyber-Shot camera and The Box on DVD.
Examples are mangled hands, innuendo filled pics (like funny signs and shop names etc), pretty much anything gross and lookalikes etc.

Just text in your pics (& presumably your details) to:
07786 202 210 (Free, SNR apply)

If anyone would like to see some examples of the pictures then PM me. I have scanned the picture pages into my PC so can forward them on so you can get an idea

Lorra Lorra Luck

Interesting Zoo fact of the week: There are 85 Million people playing Farmville every month - over 20 million more than the population of the UK!! :eek:

fire**fly

Love It! Magazine Issue 215

This week www.holidayextras.com
is giving 2 wordseach winners an airport hotel
package,
which includes a nights stay in a 4* hotel,
an evening meal, breakfast
& 15 days parking for a family of four, worth £200..

Answer required - DUSTING

text ... WORD followed by a space, your answer, name & address to 83088 (U.K.only)..
texts cost 50p + n/work charges

phone ... 0901 010 0713 (u.k.)..
1514 500 501 (r.o.i.) .. bt calls cost 50p

Wordsearch winners for Issue 207-
Hairspray The Musical Tickets worth £250
Sarah Nott-Bower,Northamptonshire
Mary Chislett,Somerset
Tracy Imms,Kent
Kayleigh Lackland,Tyne & Wear

Good luck
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Huge thanks to all posters you are :A
Al Mac apprec.Society member No.1,000.
.

fire**fly

Best Magazine Prize Puzzles Issue 15


Cashword - 1 x £200, 2 x £100, 5 x £50 - EASY VIRTUE

Arrow-word - 3 x £50 - FRIEND

Wordsearch - 3 x £50 - SURFBOARD


phone .. 0906 650 7225 (u.k.)....1550 776961 (r.o.i.)

bt calls cost 60p per/min & should last no longer than 3 mins. Calls from mobiles & other n/works may vary.

or enter with coupon in mag - mag costs 89p


Best Prize Puzzles (15/10)
The National Magazine Company Limited
The Data Solutions Centre
Worksop
S80 2RT

Good luck
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Huge thanks to all posters you are :A
Al Mac apprec.Society member No.1,000.
.

fire**fly

Bella Magazine Issue 16


Prize Crossword - 1 x £200 - KERRY KATONA

Arrowword - 1 x £200 - MUESLI


text ... BEL16 then a space followed by your name, house number and/or name and postcode,
then your answer/s all separated
by a space to 80088..

(eg: BEL16 Jane Smith 19 SL59JN
answer/s all separated by a space)

texts cost 25p per text + n/w charges.


phone ... 0905 197 0238 (u.k.)....
153 028 8102 (r.o.i.)

When asked for the Issue Number key in 16,
Calls cost 30p per call in the UK from BT Landlines.
Calls last no longer than 1 minute

Send coupon in mag to..

Bella/Puzzles 16
PO Box 8124
Barrow upon Soar
Loughborough
LE12 8WR

(mag costs 87p)

Prize winners for Issue 12

A.Foard, Honiton
M.Downing,Pembroke Dock

Good Luck
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Huge thanks to all posters you are :A
Al Mac apprec.Society member No.1,000.
.

fire**fly

Sorry but they are running the same competition in this weeks Issue (15) of
My Weekly Magazine.. #932

fire**fly

Total TVguide

We have 8 pairs of tickets up for grabs to see 'Grumpy Old Women Live2
Chin Up Britain' which is at London's Novello Theatre until 5th June..

Question - The Character Grumpy comes from which Fairy Tale?

a) Cinderella
b) Rumplestiltskin
c) Snow White And the Seven Dwarfs


Write your answer on a postcard, along with your name & address to..


Total TVguide/Grumpy Old Women Live 2 Competition
Suite C
42 Elder Avenue
London
N8 8PS

Good Luck
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Huge thanks to all posters you are :A
Al Mac apprec.Society member No.1,000.
.

katkim

This week's CSI Vegas competition

How was the bass guitarist injured?
A. Stage diving
B. Car Crash
C. Electrocution

Text CSI C to 65550. Text cost £1.50 + standard network rate.

Telephone entry: 0904 16 17 555. Cost £1.50 from BT landline.

Postal entry closes 3 days later on 17/04
Send your answer and contact details to:
Vegas 14
PO Box 62244
London
N8 1BB

rhubarbcottage

This month they have six hand-embroidered wool wall-hangings of the British Isles by Jan Constantine, in either duck egg blue or black.

To view her work visit www.janconstantine.com

To Enter:

By phone: 0906 757 6175 - calls cost 75p per minute and should last no longer than 2 minutes.

By text: text CL JAN to 87088 - texts cost £1.50 plus your usual network charge.

By post: Send your details to

GVCNLL08269
The Data Solutions Centre
Worksop
S80 2RT

If you don't want to be contacted by The National Magazine Company
write 'No Offers' in the top left corner of your envelope, or text NO OFFERS along with your entry.

poohbear1

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/lovefootball/doodle4google/index.html

How to participate?

There is a limit of one entry per participant. When you are ready to submit your entry, please send us your drawing on an A4 sheet – we advise you to use the Google logo template that acts as an entry and parent’s consent form as well.
Mail your drawing to this address by 9th May 2010:
Doodle 4 Google Entries, PO Box 14, London, SE16 2DF


Various prizes.


Good luck.