A Payment A Day - Part 8!

Greenbynature

Hi all and hi to any newbies and oldies returning!

Am sick of this ruddy rain!! I know the plants needed a drink but bl00dy hell they'll be drowning at this rate!!!

DS3 failed his theory test this morning by 2 points - told him he has to pay for the next one himself!! Bless him.


pad today is £3 ISA, £5 OH and £5 cap1 cc

£13

saorsie

£33.37 for me today please Euro split between MBNA CC (soon be bye byes!) and VSP

-s-

Greenbynature

Don't know if I posted this joke before but I think it's quite funny!! Mainly cos it annoyed OH as he's a Geordie :rotfl:
:rotfl:
woman walks into the Newcastle benefits office, trailed by 15 kids...

'OH WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?




'Aye they're alll mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit doon Geordie.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'



'This one's me eldest - he's Geordie.'



'OK, and who's next?'



'Well, this one, he's Geordie anall.'



The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Geordie. 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Geordie?'



Their Mother replied, 'Wey aye - it meks it easior. When it's time to get them oot of bed and ready for scheul, A yell, 'Geordie!' An' when it's time for dinner, A just yell 'Geordie!' an' they aall come runnin'. An' if A need to stop the kid who's runnin oot into the street, I just yell 'Geordie' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea Av ivvor had, namin' them all Geordie.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

'Whey that's easy pet....... A call them by their sornames!'

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£50 for me please

Flower08

Greenbynature wrote: »

A call them by their sornames!'

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Love the joke as ever Green.

angelicmary85

Greenbynature wrote: »

DS3 failed his theory test this morning by 2 points - told him he has to pay for the next one himself!! Bless him.

Awww...my sister failed her theory 6 times but passed the practitcal 1st time!

I passed my theory 1st time, failed so many driving tests that I had to re-sit the theory, passed it again 1st time then passed my test! :rotfl:

angelicmary85

Afternoon Padders!!

I'm a smiley girl the day...I lost 4lbs this week

Pad of £10.00 from me again please Euro!!

Hope you're all having a fab day! x

Greenbynature

angelicmary85 wrote: »

Awww...my sister failed her theory 6 times but passed the practitcal 1st time!

I passed my theory 1st time, failed so many driving tests that I had to re-sit the theory, passed it again 1st time then passed my test! :rotfl:

lol they didn't have theory tests when I took mine and I passed 2nd time after a disastrous 1st test

angelicmary85 wrote: »

Afternoon Padders!!

I'm a smiley girl the day...I lost 4lbs this week

Pad of £10.00 from me again please Euro!!

Hope you're all having a fab day! x

Well done on the 4lbs :T

angelicmary85

Greenbynature wrote: »

Well done on the 4lbs :T

Thank you!!

The WW area manager told me last week he thought I was eating 28points a week less than I should..I still didn't manage to eat all my points I was supposed but I've eaten more than I would have normally so I'm happy!

I haven't exercised either, if I had done some I might have had a better loss!

Flower08

angelicmary85 wrote: »

I'm a smiley girl the day...I lost 4lbs this week

Well done :T:T