Look what you could have won!

paulofessex

Thought l would review on what l could have earned/won just these past 5 days if l was a trusting person

So here goes:

1. A donation from the United Nation Foundation of 800,000.00GBP
2. Inheritance from Nigeria - a unknown relative of mine???
3. US$ 5,000.000.00 from the International Monitory Fund
4. $3,383.65/Week just by working from home
5. A Job proposal working no more that 3 hours a day
6. Beneficiary of $15,000,000.00
7. 25% of $15.5 Million just for helping an elderly lady with bank details
8. A loan of between $5,000 to $1,000,000 USD at 3% over 30 years repayment

Oh, and that not forgetting those kind people at HSBC who need me to log in to my non-exsisting account due to an alleged problem

What 'Could you have won' last week?


P.S
Sorry if wrong place to post, could'nt seem to find another thread that would suit

peter_the_piper

Didn't you get the £256.00 refund from HMCR?

jamespir

sorry but you cnat have the US$ 5,000.000.00 from the International Monitory Fund cause thats already been promised to me

paulofessex

peter_the_piper wrote: »

Didn't you get the £256.00 refund from HMCR?

No l didn't, l feel cheated now, l could have paid the window cleaner with that, as it is he will have to wait another week to be paid

paulofessex

jamespir wrote: »

sorry but you cnat have the US$ 5,000.000.00 from the International Monitory Fund cause thats already been promised to me

Excuse me, don't you try muscling in on my good fortune.....it is mine l tell you :mad:

lol

wontfallforit

I could've earned £100,000 per year working from home.

nzmegs

I think you need to change your email account - you are on one of "those" lists. you can expect to be told how to make things so much better for your partner next....;)

Barneysmom

I get a few of those blue tablet ones..

Timalay

Good afternoon madam

Always got to love these.

GemJar_2

Best email i've had this week:

"
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE
Amadu Bello Way, P.M.B. 251, Central Business Area, Garki, Abuja
Nigeria
TEL: 234-808-832-2435


From The Desk Of The Minister,
Dr. Shamsudeen D. Usman


Payment Code: NUK-067-R120k
Reg No: 132731593


This is to remind you that your urgent attention and action is required in respect to the collection of your ATM Master Card issued to you curtesy of the Feberal M inistry of Finance Nigeria.
This office will not hesitate in cancelling the issuance of the card consequent upon your refusal to collection,from our accreditted agent in united state.The bank will be closing books for the year in a few days time.
Your urgent attention is therefore needed,to enable this office furnish you with the contact of our agent there in united state,where you will go and pick up your ATM card with your proper identification

Call me on telephone number as I might not write mails very often in the next counple of days.TEL: 234-808-832-2435

Anticipate your prompt response.


CONGRATULATIONS.

Dr Shamsudeen D. Usman,
Honourable Minister Of Finance,
Federal Republic Of Nigeria."

Hootie19

peter_the_piper wrote: »

Didn't you get the £256.00 refund from HMCR?

I must be more speshul than my friends, cos they want to give me £988.50. And just for a quick click on a link. Aren't HMRC just grand . I was beginning to get quite upset, cos everyone I knew was getting their refund notifications, and I hadn't. But now I feel all safe and secure again .