Nightmare!

hayleythedaisy

Lol, I'm glad you saw the funny side of it! I was just thinking oooh I hope I don't get shot down lol.
That would be funny, though. I would also be considering a change of career lol.

rene2b

shellsuit wrote: »

I had a nightmare last night about the wedding!

It was the day of the wedding, I was at the hotel ready to go in and found myself...

Wearing black shoes, which could be seen as my dress was only to my ankles.

Wearing a hat, like a bloody victorian mopcap (I even said "oh my God I forgot my tiara!!!) with all my hair scraped up into it.

A strap had snapped on my dress so I just tucked it under my armpit to hide it (my dress hasn't even got straps?! :rotfl:)

I had no bouquet.

I had no make up on.

Me and Dad started to walk and after 3 steps we were at a table, where a man was standing and the bible was on the table.

Dad looked at the bible, touched the cover, knocked on the table 3 times and made the sign of the cross (bear in mind this is a civil wedding) :rotfl::rotfl:


Funniest bit was the cake.

In my dream my Mum had arranged to get it made for us.

It was lovely, everyone commented on it and when I asked Mum how much we owed for it, she said £700 :eek::eek::eek: bearing in mind our budget in real life is only £250!

I was sooooooo upset, crying, with snot and everything, asking Mum !!!!!! was she playing at, that we couldn't afford to pay it.

She kept looking at the cake, saying but look, isn't it so pretty!!

I could have bloody throttled her!


Do you think any of that means anything?? :cool: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
im sat here weeing my pants

Trying_really_hard

Ha. Brilliant. You've got to love the crazy wedding dreams we all have! :rotfl: