Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

Wow

lisawaters wrote: »

Is the cat on a witness protection scheme or something?

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

BILLIE

Tell you what you don't have to be mad to post on here but it certainly helps. Beginning to wonder everyones gender at the moment but actually think it may help if I changed to the other cos they seem to have an easier time of it!! Sorry!
I want a PW!! Although red is my favourite colour think the purple one is wonderful.
Been working hard today, every other customer wanting a bra fit and am now putting feet up.
Will log back on again later.
Billiexx

Wow

BILLIE wrote: »

Tell you what you don't have to be mad to post on here but it certainly helps. Beginning to wonder everyones gender at the moment but actually think it may help if I changed to the other cos they seem to have an easier time of it!! Sorry!
I want a PW!! Although red is my favourite colour think the purple one is wonderful.
Been working hard today, every other customer wanting a bra fit and am now putting feet up.
Will log back on again later.
Billiexx

So come on then, are you a Lumberjack as well. Everyone on here seems to be one except me, although I do have one of those checked padded shirts which I do the gardening with.:D

And I still don't know what a PW is.:rotfl:

BILLIE

Is it not a purple wheelbarrow then - someone please put us out of our misery! If i have been doing bra fits today does that not give you a clue as to what I am!:rotfl::rotfl:

Wow

BILLIE wrote: »

Is it not a purple wheelbarrow then - someone please put us out of our misery! If i have been doing bra fits today does that not give you a clue as to what I am!:rotfl::rotfl:

Ok I will trust you. :A

Just Ive been told to look out for lumberjacks.:rotfl:

Bra fits on a Sunday,:eek: although I suppose with it being Mothers day you were busier than normal.

lisawaters

BILLIE wrote: »

Beginning to wonder everyones gender at the moment but actually think it may help if I changed to the other cos they seem to have an easier time of it!!

Been working hard today, every other customer wanting a bra fit and am now putting feet up.
Will log back on again later.
Billiexx

So let me get something clear... First, are you the opposite sex, or am I?

And secondly, you fit bras? For a living? Someone PAYS YOU to do this? There's A JOB WHERE YOU GET TO DO THIS ALL DAY? Why do I not know this?

And you have another job as well? Why?

Fnaaar!

(PS Do I have to make an appointment or just walk in?)

lisawaters

Wow wrote: »

although I suppose with it being Mothers day you were busier than normal.

What?

Why? Why in the name of all that's holy would more people want a bra fitted because it's Mother's Day?

The whole world's gone mad if you ask me.

Wow

lisawaters wrote: »

What?

Why?

The whole world's gone mad if you ask me.

Probably loads of people buying their 80 year old mothers lift and seperate bras or somthing.

Don't ask me I know nowt about bras.:rotfl:

BILLIE

Yes we are of the opposite sex! I work full time as a PA and then have a second job in retail which happens to be in the lingerie department of a large high street store. Today was just a busy day and no appointment necessary. I enjoy it as I am able to give excellent customer service and most woman can have a sense of humour. And the reason for having too jobs is OH being out of work for the last 18 months - don't you read the replies in your thread. !!!!

Wow

BILLIE wrote: »

Yes we are of the opposite sex! I work full time as a PA and then have a second job in retail which happens to be in the lingerie department of a large high street store. Today was just a busy day and no appointment necessary. I enjoy it as I am able to give excellent customer service and most woman can have a sense of humour. And the reason for having too jobs is OH being out of work for the last 18 months - don't you read the replies in your thread. !!!!

Calm down, here have a cup of tea and a choccy biscuit.:A:rotfl: