Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

lisawaters

sussexpaul wrote: »

Hello every one :wave:,

Hello killerwatt if you are who i think you are you are not wrong there was a very good and constructive day :T ,, Right enough said sorry mike

Heads up everyone... we have a Paul from West Sussex on the forum. I don't suppose it could be... no, surely not. I bridled at the thought. This might be the one with an expensive metal surname? If it is, find the man a chair and a beer.

And Killerwatt, the two small white ball wall lights are for the en suite, either side of the khazi. And could you put one switch on both bathroom light switch panels that turn all the lights on or off irrespective of their dimmers or individual circuits? I can see myself hopping from one leg to another with my legs crossed trying to choose the right mood setting for a *lash in the middle of the night.

That's assuming I still have a bathroom. How's it all looking? Should I be worried?

catflea

Be afraid, be very afraid....

lisawaters

dancingfairy wrote: »

Mike - wow. You are soo lucky things are finally coming together, and getting to meet the team. Hope you have a fantastic house at the end of it.
You planning a speech or anything or just tears? Lol.
Enjoy.
df

Just tears.

What could anyone ever say that would be adequate?

lisawaters

catflea wrote: »

Be afraid, be very afraid....

Thanks, Catflap. That helped enormously!

catflea

Hmmm, Catflap? I rather like that actually....

Merrywidow

lisawaters wrote: »

Heads up everyone... we have a Paul from West Sussex on the forum. I don't suppose it could be... no, surely not. I bridled at the thought. This might be the one with an expensive metal surname? If it is, find the man a chair and a beer.

And Killerwatt, the two small white ball wall lights are for the en suite, either side of the khazi. And could you put one switch on both bathroom light switch panels that turn all the lights on or off irrespective of their dimmers or individual circuits? I can see myself hopping from one leg to another with my legs crossed trying to choose the right mood setting for a *lash in the middle of the night.

That's assuming I still have a bathroom. How's it all looking? Should I be worried?

:eek:I told you days ago I saw the white van outside your place, when will you ever listen. Tyres - first to go - key the paintwork, easy peasy, decorative paint spray, goes well on white - Oh there is so much we can do. Sorted :rotfl:
x:cool:

donny-gal

lisawaters wrote: »

And Killerwatt, the two small white ball wall lights are for the en suite, either side of the khazi. And could you put one switch on both bathroom light switch panels that turn all the lights on or off irrespective of their dimmers or individual circuits? I can see myself hopping from one leg to another with my legs crossed trying to choose the right mood setting for a *lash in the middle of the night.

That's assuming I still have a bathroom. How's it all looking? Should I be worried?

Of course, they didn't have bathrooms in the age your cottage was built, didn't anyone tell you that they were taking it back to its original state???
DG

MatyMoo

Thanks for the update Mike, I am in tears again!

You have such a fab way of writing, you must be able to put it to better use than us!

And as for the hint about Sussex Paul, me thinks you are saying it aint Nasty Bridle but someone special..... More hints needed as I am not that clever after a hard day in the office :mad:

Maty

KillerWatt

lisawaters wrote: »

And Killerwatt, the two small white ball wall lights are for the en suite, either side of the khazi. And could you put one switch on both bathroom light switch panels that turn all the lights on or off irrespective of their dimmers or individual circuits? I can see myself hopping from one leg to another with my legs crossed trying to choose the right mood setting for a *lash in the middle of the night.

That's assuming I still have a bathroom. How's it all looking? Should I be worried?

/Manuel (Fawlty Towers) accent on

I know notheeeng

/Manuel (Fawlty Towers) accent off


Actualy I know plenty, and I have a 16GB card in my phone that just happens to have captured a fair bit of video footage (at DVD quality) of the daily happenings so far.

However if I was to make you privy to my knowledge of what's happening, or indeed allow you to see any of that footage - I am afraid I would have to kill you (all in the name of national security of course).

lisawaters

KillerWatt wrote: »

/Manuel (Fawlty Towers) accent on

I know notheeeng

/Manuel (Fawlty Towers) accent off


Actualy I know plenty, and I have a 16GB card in my phone that just happens to have captured a fair bit of video footage (at DVD quality) of the daily happenings so far.

However if I was to make you privy to my knowledge of what's happening, or indeed allow you to see any of that footage - I am afraid I would have to kill you (all in the name of national security of course).

I would really like to have a copy of the video stuff one day - Jack's doing a video of everything to do with the house..

Mind, you, the BBC's doing one too.

I don't want to know anything until next Friday. I'm sure you will advise them against anything too radical, or mosaic tiles... yeuch.

See? Getting picky now!