Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

SamanthaA

Started 2night at 8pm, and am now admitting defeat!
Got to page 60 and now have a numb hand & numb bum from the sitting down.

I will be back to read the rest & find out whats going on with Mike/Lisa`s builder buddy, lots from the last few replys.

Meanwhile I can see from the 1200+ posts I have read that OP mood has improved dramatically & I`m hoping it still is.


<wanders upstairs, muttering about purple wheelbarrows, jimmy choo shoes & evaporated milk; shaking head>

miggy

Welcome Samantha, they are naming a varient of RSI specifically after this thread!

lisawaters

miggy wrote: »

Welcome Samantha, they are naming a varient of RSI specifically after this thread!

(I'm going to regret this, but...)

Hi Miggy, what sort of names were you thinking of?

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lisawaters

SamanthaA wrote: »

Started 2night at 8pm, and am now admitting defeat!
Got to page 60 and now have a numb hand & numb bum from the sitting down.

I will be back to read the rest & find out whats going on with Mike/Lisa`s builder buddy, lots from the last few replys.

Meanwhile I can see from the 1200+ posts I have read that OP mood has improved dramatically & I`m hoping it still is.


<wanders upstairs, muttering about purple wheelbarrows, jimmy choo shoes & evaporated milk; shaking head>

Another convert... (twirls invisible moustache)


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lisawaters

niccatw wrote: »

You tell him Miggy! Neville looks really cute.

Mike - remember to talk to the telly bods about Neville's quarters too! Can't have him living like a pauper once you are living like a king!

Well I would, but I don't think Nev's going to be here that week.




Or any subsequent week.






"Did they really give me my own swimming pool, Mike? It's lovely! Can I have a drink please?"

"Mike?"







"Oooh. Lovely and warm. Could you pass me my towel please?" *


*Ending changed slightly to avoid upsetting Niccatw. Again.

niccatw

You bad, bad man! Shave that moutache off pronto. It's doinf funny things to your mind.

Miggy - you need to scold him properly for me, I'm far to upset! :eek::eek::eek:

miggy

MIKE!!!
Dry that poor mouse off, DON'T pick on Niccatw, and LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!
(Not that I'd shout or anything... )
Mike - fyi:

Mike’s Mob’s Mass-mail Malady

Forumistas’ Fatigue

LisaWaters Lurgy

Chronic posting syndrome

Bridlitis (oh, that’s what you had, wasn’t it, Mike?)

Compulsive end-of-thread syndrome

MoneySavers’ Mania (a more generalised version of the specific syndrome, in which forumistas are found compulsively reading and replying to threads other than ‘It’s all gone so wrong’)

Darn it man, I was going to go to bed an hour ago!
Well, while I'm here and hijacking your thread:

The Dolls House in Sussex by the Sea
(With apologies to T. Dicks / M. Rudge)

A mouse lived in a Dolls House as seen on TV.
A Dolls House with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I be,
Living in a Dolls House in Sussex by the Sea!"

Chorus:
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A Dolls House with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I be,
Living in a Dolls House as seen on TV!"

Chorus

First they had triplets and then they had quins
A Dolls House with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a Dolls House in West Sussex, ya!"

Chorus

The daughters got married and so did the sons
The Dolls House had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we be
Living in a Dolls House in Sussex by the Sea!"

Chorus

A mouse lived in a Dolls House, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.

Serves you right for asking

lisawaters

miggy wrote: »

MIKE!!!
Dry that poor mouse off, DON'T pick on Niccatw, and LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!
(Not that I'd shout or anything... )
Mike - fyi:

Mike’s Mob’s Mass-mail Malady

Forumistas’ Fatigue

LisaWaters Lurgy

Chronic posting syndrome

Bridlitis (oh, that’s what you had, wasn’t it, Mike?)

Compulsive end-of-thread syndrome

MoneySavers’ Mania (a more generalised version of the specific syndrome, in which forumistas are found compulsively reading and replying to threads other than ‘It’s all gone so wrong’)

Darn it man, I was going to go to bed an hour ago!
Well, while I'm here and hijacking your thread:

The Dolls House in Sussex by the Sea
(With apologies to T. Dicks / M. Rudge)

A mouse lived in a Dolls House as seen on TV.
A Dolls House with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I be,
Living in a Dolls House in Sussex by the Sea!"

Chorus:
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah

This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A Dolls House with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I be,
Living in a Dolls House as seen on TV!"

Chorus

First they had triplets and then they had quins
A Dolls House with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a Dolls House in West Sussex, ya!"

Chorus

The daughters got married and so did the sons
The Dolls House had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we be
Living in a Dolls House in Sussex by the Sea!"

Chorus

A mouse lived in a Dolls House, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.

Serves you right for asking

That smacks of genius to me!

Very funny!

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loopylorial

I'm really happy for you Mike.:D I suppose it will be a very hectic few days in June. I can't wait to see the result. Life certainly is one of those rides! :beer:

Happytogetdebtfree

wow songs poems etc whats going on lol x