Right lot of Turkey's

Freddie_Snowbits

Well, could have been, but last week I had to give Freda what for and she did not get a right gobble on some Mini Kiev’s she had bought her beloved for snacks with his hogwash (Bateman's XXXB). She had to make do with a miserly amount as I gulfed and quaffed the lot. Being a little short and the fact that Freda can count, though luckily only to 10 on her pinkies, she realised that 10 is a little short of a dozen.

So with quill in hand, ripped from the ducks back, dopped in ink, she penned a letter to Mr Mathews himsen, and told him that she had such a rotten time, she wanted to let them know the misery she was going through.

Well, Thanks Bernard, Freda is now able to whip out and go and get some recompense.

Now put that up your pips and gobble on it!
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

voiceofreason

Bootiful!!!