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stupid things people say.....................

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  • :jmy mum used to say " eat your crusts, it will make your hair curly " ?????????:j
    :j:beer:
  • another classic
    "how did the funeral go ? "
    self explanotory me thinks ........................
    we all have bad days , some more than others ..................
  • One of my husband's classics was when we were having our extension built and he said we should have one of those dildo rails round the bathroom walls. He couldn't make out why I was killing myself laughing and I had to explain it is called a dado rail not a dildo rail.

    His mum is just as bad, she once announced the children would be looked after in a quiche at church and a relative apparently lives near sellotape-she meant Sellafield.
  • in the supermarket the other day when i bumped into my friend, she said " are you doing your shopping?" doh!!!!!!:D
    :j:beer:
  • better tell wife to take all the dildos off it then .......................
    we all have bad days , some more than others ..................
  • My ex..."Why don't you go and get a proper job?"

    Sometimes, only sometimes, I'm inclined to wonder the same myself.
    "If you are going through Hell, keep going" - Winston Churchill
  • (call centre ) can you confirm your date of birth ?

    (friend) 18th july

    (call centre) what year ?

    (friend ) every year
    we all have bad days , some more than others ..................
  • Mr_Lahey
    Mr_Lahey Posts: 1,289 Forumite
    When you fall over as a kid - Mother says "What did you do that for?"


    Yeah, i was bored and thought i know, why don't i just fall over and smash my face!
    The Summer Holiday of a Lifetime
  • you'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute .................????????
    we all have bad days , some more than others ..................
  • " i promise i will be home by 11 pm "
    we all have bad days , some more than others ..................
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