Best scam e-mail I Have ever received.

spurs_nut

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Paul Adim, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $110.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams
EMAIL: [EMAIL="williamskelvin888@yahoo.cn"]williamskelvin888@yahoo.cn[/EMAIL]
Telephone: +234-819-121-3677

Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM PAYMENT CENTER with your details:

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
AGE:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information's which you'll use in making payment of $110.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Now that is one imaginative mind :rotfl:

choc_mouse

Can't believe you made me read that! :rotfl:

The word "Nigeria" is the first thing I see and results in the involuntary mouse click on the SPAM button.

onlypaddy

lol

$11,000.000.00

two decimal points? says it all!!

Harry_Powell

I've sent my details off to that, I hope you don't mind. I could really do with the $11,000.000.00 windfall and I feel that if one can't trust the director of the FBI then who can you trust?

I've goign out this afternoon to buy a Ferrari on the anticipation of my fortune.

Mr.Mulla

Oh my God, that is crazy. I wonder why can't they come up with a better spoof email, eh? Who would even fall for that? lol

kalaika

Harry_Powell wrote: »

I've sent my details off to that, I hope you don't mind. I could really do with the $11,000.000.00 windfall and I feel that if one can't trust the director of the FBI then who can you trust?

I've goign out this afternoon to buy a Ferrari on the anticipation of my fortune.

Make sure you get that Ferrari on finance. You won't be able to pay a lump sum as you will only be able to draw your $11m from ATMs at up to $5,000 a day, so it'll take you at least 6 years to get your hands on all of it!

[Deleted User]

Anyone remember this one?

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Forwarded message

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From: <paypalofficialnotice@hotmail.com>
Date: Mar 12, 2006 11:22 AM
Subject: Your Account Not Is Working Now Please
>
> Hello Paypal User Your account not is working now!
>
> You must reply this email with check with youre credit card number and
> address and name so i can check youre account is working now.
>
> Youre account will not work soon until account will work when you send number
> and expiry date. We will not be illegally buy with youre card. Beware illegally
> fraud mans and womans! This is a real email! You know because it come from
> pay pal. It says from pay pal at the end so you know it is not fake. If you do
> not send real credit card numbers for check there will be a bad fine.
>
> From pay pal ofices.
> This is a real email.
> paypalofficialnotice@hotmail.com
>
>


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

kalaika

billbennett wrote: »

Anyone remember this one?

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That is brilliant! :T I've not seen that one before. I wonder if they had any takers...?

vaporate

These scamsters should be locked up. No doubt an old lady will fall for this.

Inactive

vaporate wrote: »

These scamsters should be locked up. No doubt an old lady will fall for this.

Wow, ageist and sexist in one small paragraph.:(

Surely anybody that isn't too savvy could fall for it?

vaporate

Inactive wrote: »

Wow, ageist and sexist in one small paragraph.:(

Surely anybody that isn't too savvy could fall for it?

Of course they have. I can't remember which show it was but many old people fell for lottery scam emails, phishing websites and the like.