Trying for a Baby part 5....

**confuzzled**

ladylegs wrote: »

Ladies, you know I'm unemployed and waiting for a job to start? Well, apart from tidying up and shopping and little jobs around the house I had the urge to write a poem. I don't know why - maybe it is lack of a creative outlet at the moment. It's ttc-related. Can I post it?

Is it along the lines of 'I once knew a man from Nantucket....'???:p:D

Only joking:) I'm happy for you to post it:) You creative devil you:)

hibbi

Post it!

ladylegs

Ode to Trying

Please do not return, Aunt Flo
For all us women want to know...
Did my egg receive his seed?
Fulfil our most cherished need.
Grab our men, squeeze their juice
Fertilise us then cut loose!:D
Trying hard to time this well
2-week wait arrives from hell.
Soreness of booby, more dull aches
Peeing enough to fill ten lakes.
Are we mad for thinking maybe?
One desire: our precious baby.
Hormones mock us with the signs
All we crave are 2 pink lines.
So please embed, little beans
Nestle in and make our dreams

**confuzzled**

Wow, thats fab Ladylegs:D:D Its absolutely spot on too:D
Well Done you:T

Primmer

What a great poem Ladylegs - sums up exactly what we all go through !!!

ladylegs

Thanks, Fuz.:) It's been years since I wrote one. I might slink off now as I hate it when I'm the only one loitering around with nothing really to say;)Might lurk tonight as my OH has gone to his mate's house and I'm on my tod so no chance of comedumb at all :rotfl::rotfl:

retro_bluebell

ladylegs wrote: »

I remember my dreams well - in fact, some times my dream world is better than my reality as they can be lucid so I can control them!!. The worst dream ever was when I was trying to flirt with Peter Stringfellow (I know, it's awful!!!) and he told me to leave his jacuzzi in front of everyone I knew from school.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

**confuzzled**

Don't go just yet Lady..pls loiter til about 1pm when I can go on my lunch:o:) I'm bored stupid and also loitering and lurking on boards:D

retro_bluebell

ladylegs wrote: »

Ode to Trying

Please do not return, Aunt Flo
For all us women want to know...
Did my egg receive his seed?
Fulfil our most cherished need.
Grab our men, squeeze their juice
Fertilise us then cut loose!:D
Trying hard to time this well
2-week wait arrives from hell.
Soreness of booby, more dull aches
Peeing enough to fill ten lakes.
Are we mad for thinking maybe?
One desire: our precious baby.
Hormones mock us with the signs
All we crave are 2 pink lines.
So please embed, little beans
Nestle in and make our dreams

Aww thats FAB it made me :rotfl:and feel:( in equal measures (in a good way iykwim? lol)

retro_bluebell

ladylegs wrote: »

Thanks, Fuz.:) It's been years since I wrote one. I might slink off now as I hate it when I'm the only one loitering around with nothing really to say;)Might lurk tonight as my OH has gone to his mate's house and I'm on my tod so no chance of comedumb at all :rotfl::rotfl:

you are not the only one loitering Im here most of the time haha I think Im getting as addicted to this thread as I am PIAC (almost lol)