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  • ckerrd
    ckerrd Posts: 2,641 Forumite
    DKLS wrote: »
    Perhaps the Op meant a Double ended strap on ??? :confused:

    I suppose the MSE version of that would be a cucumber, but to be truly MSE, it would have to include a recipe as to not waste the vegetable. Am sure those ladies of OLD Style would have some suitable suggestions, for recipes that give you orgasms.


    I vaguely recall some programme (poss CH4) where a woman went to the local market for her veg. She was a "character" and apparently well know in the area and the guy selling the veg would make sure to ask her if the stuff was for eating or for her own "personal" use.
    We all evolve - get on with it
  • peachyprice
    peachyprice Posts: 22,346 Forumite
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    The_Banker wrote: »
    The smaller end still looks large.:D


    Is it a courgette or marrow, I wonder?
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  • Mips
    Mips Posts: 19,796 Forumite
    peachyprice wrote: »
    Is it a courgette or marrow, I wonder?


    It tasted [STRIKE]felt[/STRIKE] like a Marrow to me ;)
    :cool:
  • The_Banker_5
    The_Banker_5 Posts: 5,611 Forumite
    peachyprice wrote: »
    Is it a courgette or marrow, I wonder?

    Dunno but it looks big.:D
    Nature wants the human race to survive. However, it does not depend on us because we are not its only invention.
  • Ivrytwr3
    Ivrytwr3 Posts: 6,304 Forumite
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    thread subscribed to and now off for tommy tank.
  • cheapscate
    cheapscate Posts: 530 Forumite
    The_Banker wrote: »
    Dunno but it looks big.:D

    looks about average to me, Banker - are you feeling inadequate? :rotfl:
  • The_Banker_5
    The_Banker_5 Posts: 5,611 Forumite
    cheapscate wrote: »
    looks about average to me, Banker - are you feeling inadequate? :rotfl:

    Compared to that yes.:D
    Nature wants the human race to survive. However, it does not depend on us because we are not its only invention.
  • peachyprice
    peachyprice Posts: 22,346 Forumite
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    Dippychick wrote: »
    It tasted [STRIKE]felt[/STRIKE] like a Marrow to me ;)

    Ooh er missus :eek:
    The_Banker wrote: »
    Dunno but it looks big.:D

    You men are such wusses, I'm sure if you just relaxed it wouldn't seem half as big :rotfl::rotfl:
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  • Pitlanepiglet
    Pitlanepiglet Posts: 2,129 Forumite
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    The OS solution is perfect, use it for erm...personal use and then whip up a nice bowl of soup with it afterwards :D
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  • web_ferret
    web_ferret Posts: 252 Forumite
    sextoys.co.uk often have voucher codes - A quick google using the keyword voucher and you may get lucky.

    I got 20% off my last order and they still put in a free gift which was nice...
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