E: 08/01 Artemis Fowl FLIPS and Nintendo DS (joke needed)

chickaroonee

http://www.artemis-fowl.com/

We've got a little bit of a competition that we'd like to get you involved in! Winning is simple... you need to make us laugh! Here at AFC, we've been so bogged down with work recently we need a bit of cheering up, so we'd like you to send us a joke! It can't be any joke though, it has to, in someway, be related to an Artemis Fowl book, whether it be a character, an event, a place, anything!

The top joke will win a Nintendo DS console and a signed copy of FLIPS Artemis Fowl, which is a compilation of all 6 Artemis Fowl novels on a DS game card, plus bonus chapters amongst other things! The 4 runner up jokes will win a signed copy of the game!