Hypno's "me, me, me, me, me," diary.....

Karmacat

Halifax were the first people I ever had a mortgage with, but I must say, in what dealings I've had with them over the last 8 years or so, for peripheral stuff, they've been terrible. I really hope they haven't done anything mega-stupid like lose the documents. Here's hoping they can sort it out today.

sallyx

Morning Hypno...I certainly won't be looking at the MB just yet as I have the fuzziest head ever, but def something to aim for by May I think.

Sorry Helifax are being !!!!!!...its at the times when you need them to do everything smoothly to lessen the stress that they always fcuk up!

Hope Tuesday is a better day and I too will try to leave yesterdays baggage behind....

short_bird

Dr Phil does Zen Buddhism! Never thought I'd see it! His suitcase analogy is an adaptation of a Zen parable about letting go and maybe about living in the moment. I know they say fail to plan, plan to fail but sometimes you have to go with the flow on some things. Especially with large organisations:D

Hope all have a much improved day. I note the bluebells seem to be shooting up leaves at the moment, always a good sign.

taxi73

Sorry to hear that the halifax haven't sorted the mortgage yet...they seem to be pretty useless.
Surely today has got to better than yesterday..sending positive vibes anyway xx

Mudbath

Just popped on and saw you had a carp day yesterday - hope today is much, much, much better. If it would help you, and this is purely in your best interests, please feel free to forward any chocolate to ME!!!!!!!!!! I am such a kind person....willing to scupper my own healthy eating to do you a favour!!!

I'll send my 'halifax have sorted your mortgage' vibes out later - if we all do it then maybe some cosmo wosmo particles in the atmosphere will alter and a halifax minion will press the right button and it will all get done!! (can I just add that cosmo wosmo particles might not be something any of you remember from physics but it's a true, definite and accurate description of what happens:D) xx

hypno06

Mudbath wrote: »

(can I just add that cosmo wosmo particles might not be something any of you remember from physics but it's a true, definite and accurate description of what happens:D) xx

ahhh.....THAT's why I was no good at physics at school.....I forgot all about the cosmo wosmo particles

ZTD

hypno06 wrote: »

ahhh.....THAT's why I was no good at physics at school.....I forgot all about the cosmo wosmo particles

In our school days they were called something different: We had protons, electrons, photons, neutrons and morons. Halifax have an excess of morons...

InaPickle

ZTD wrote: »

In our school days they were called something different: We had protons, electrons, photons, neutrons and morons. Halifax have an excess of morons...

:rotfl:And the Hadron Collider is hoping to record the existance of the Common Sense particle which is exact opposite of Moron particle. If we smash the two together we may actually negate the effects of both, resulting, hopefully*, in the production of Hypno's mortgage papers as a result.

Anyone know of any flights to CERN? :rotfl:

* OK, that might need the addition of an Optimism particle into the equation, but hey ho, it's better to than to .

taka

InaPickle wrote: »

:rotfl:And the Hadron Collider is hoping to record the existance of the Common Sense particle which is exact opposite of Moron particle. If we smash the two together we may actually negate the effects of both, resulting, hopefully*, in the production of Hypno's mortgage papers as a result.

Anyone know of any flights to CERN? :rotfl:

* OK, that might need the addition of an Optimism particle into the equation, but hey ho, it's better to than to .

:eek: Ermmmm you do realise the Hadron Collider isn't working at full power at the moment? :eek: :think: Actually... that explains a lot about helifax! :rotfl:

I hope it gets sorted soon Hypno.

Karmacat

:rotfl: Don't forget the Strange particle!