NI Craft Fairs 2010

belle87

sinead will i bring these mini heart soaps i ahvehere for you on sat aswell?

mumoffour77

Thans no problem!!! How much do i owe you?

belle87

mumoffour77 wrote: »

Thans no problem!!! How much do i owe you?

need look up invoice later on im rushed off y feet with orders at the min

mumoffour77

Just for a laugh!!!!

Hope no one is offended!!

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an�oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a�Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

harleygirl_2

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

fi99

mumoffour77 wrote: »

Just for a laugh!!!!

Hope no one is offended!!

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an�oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a�Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! love it!!!!!!!

fi99

Hi hope yiz dont mind my posting this, its my dads new website business

http://www.style-4-living.com/

Book_Lady

mumoffour77 wrote: »

Just for a laugh!!!!

Hope no one is offended!!

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an�oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a�Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

What would we do without you Sinead!!!!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

belle87

haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soo gona show dp this one

belle87

http://www.picturetrail.com/sfx/album/view/23194952 my new bag design if anyone wants see it