NI Craft Fairs 2010

mumoffour77

It really is very YOU!!
Or a nice wee shop on the Lisburn Road (cause thats were the money is)....would take you to win the lottery for the rent alone on that place!!
You could run classes......stitch and Bi tch clubs......or happy hookers clubs!!
It would be fab!!!
(sorry im lowering the tone again.....im getting my coat)

SuperMum2010

LOL youre right....or maybe Bloomfield Avenue...we've got it all planned MO4!

mumoffour77

I would take a class.....cause in totally carp with knitting and sewing!!

SuperMum2010

"carp" at knitting and sewing eh? What about spelling? LOL!!!! Only jestingteehee!!!!

mumoffour77

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Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4.. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8.. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5... Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

Send this to the women who will enjoy reading it and to the men who can handle it!

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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

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AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS

SuperMum2010

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe I need to have an affair with a 72 year old millionaire who likes hand knitted socks?

mumoffour77

Methinks that may be a good idea!!!! LOL (im joking Mr Supermum!!)

Rosiewriter

The Car Boot Sale at St James's in Whiteabbey is not a good venue to try... lucky if you earn the site fee back.

belle87

Cheers emma hun.

Id love to open a shop or have a cart i gona do a business studies course after uni

booklady i need you!!!!!!

shopping_queen_3

Hi All

Abbots Cross Primary School (Doagh Road, Newtownabbey) PTA are holding their annual summer fair on Friday 4th June 6.30pm - 8.30pm.

If we extended this to have craft stalls, would any of you crafters be interested in booking a table?

If so, please let me know by sending an email to [EMAIL="abbotscrosspta@yahoo.co.uk"]abbotscrosspta@yahoo.co.uk[/EMAIL], stating what you sell and how likely you would be to attend.

PTA meeting Monday evening to finalise details, so would be great to get an idea of numbers before then.

Thank you.